[mbynack]

I forgot religion, alcohol, marijuana, diet pills, improper toilet training, Airline Food, George Bush, availability of guns, Agent Orange, SUVs, Voodoo, Airline security, low self esteem, fumes from spray starch, vitamin deficiencies, low IQ, being yelled at in basic training, stress, fear of a Nuclear Winter, Rosie O’Donnell and Jerry Springer, road rage, co-workers, and power lines.

[JimRed]

You also forgot the VRWC!

[TSgt]

Lead paint did me in ;)