[giznort]

Here's what we do: We tell Rather that we're going to "plant a wire" on him to pick up every conversation. The truth is that it is an explosive device that will take both of these yahoos out. Two birds with one stone. Neat and complete.

[FairOpinion]

I like your approach. As you say, it would be "neat and clean".
Did you think of applying for Tenet's job?