ZOT! [Prime example of sleeper accounts: AM]

February 21, 2003

[amused]

The Japanese didn't attack Pearl Harbor. The Nazi's didn't kill a single Jew. Iraq did not attack Kuwait. 9/11/01 was a fabrication of the Right Wing conspirators. I just hate being too dumb to see that I've been duped again. I wish I was smarter like Susan Saradum.

You forgot how Wellstone was assasinated. Beware of being duped ;-)

[Libertarianize the GOP]

http://www.freerepublic.com/perl/bump-list

[Young Werther]

I remember.

It was that nasty Republican party that lead us into WWI. And that nortorious president who presided ove that awful Pearl Harbour thingee.

Oh yes, there was that nasty Repubican President that carried us into the Korean thingee without a decalaration of war since it was a Pulheese Action!

Let's not forget that irresponsible Republican who embroiled us in Viut Nam and his Republican VP who took over and drove us deeper into the South east Asia quagmire with the infamous Gulf of Tonkin Resolution.

Of course, the Iranian and whole Middle East Acion was the result of Republican tom foolery at Camp David with a Nobel Piece Price as a reward. And we mustn't forget, Haiti, Bosnia and the Sudan Aspirin Factory. All actions of an a Republican reptile who besmirched the Oval orifice!

Now class your assignment for next week is Ted Turner's revisionsist essay on the Civil War and how the mean ol' Republicans were pro slavery and racist to this very day. Thank you for visiting Salon.com

[wjcsux]

This guy is a f*cking idiot! He probably blieves it was the U.S. fault that Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

[wimpycat]

noninterventionist signed up 2000-09-14.
This account has been banned.


Ciao, you LOSER!

You've been saving up for this moment, haven't you?

[skeeter]

I guess the writer ran out of room & couldn't include the whoppers sold to the American people in the 90's.

[jpl]

Been nice knowing you. Please don't come back.

[headsonpikes]

"New Millenium"

Same old sophistry.

[L,TOWM]

Damm. Two and half years is a long time to be passed out drunk. Or maybe it was just the "strongstupid, silent type". Oh, well. Looks like it got the Col. Kurtz Treatment...

[Admin Moderator]

Some people have expressed incredulity that anyone would be so obsessed with the site that they would sign up a bevy of accounts and let them age for years before using them to troll.

Here is a perfect example.

noninterventionist
Account # 38676
Signup 2000-09-14
Messages 2 articles, 2 replies
Status Banned

Here is the profile this one had:

Tens of Bush Supporters Take To the Streets In Support of the President

Four loyal Americans from Freerepublic.com break the will of 850,000 peacenik protesters with their spirited invective.

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

A PRESS RELEASE PROVIDED AS A PUBLIC SERVICE BY THE WHITE HOUSE

While this nation's pansy assed, love bead wearing liberal media delighted in reporting this weekend's sad spectacle of millions of hippie communists loitering on streets throughout the world to show their support for America-hating terrorists, there is another, more important story that was not reported to the American people. To rectify this intentional oversight, the White House Press office has prepared this "information release" to give heart to all those who love President Bush enough to go along with killing any man, woman and little baby for whom he has a smart-bomb surprise up his sleeve.

[NOTE TO FOX NEWS: Start TelePrompTer here]

Over the weekend, throngs in numbers approaching almost 80 people worldwide took to the streets to provide a poignant counterpoint to the fringe-position presented by over 6,000,000 anti-war protesters. Enjoying a courteous distance from one another that was eschewed by the dense crowd of America-hating cowards that filled the streets, sometimes almost a baker's dozen of counter-protesters gathered on street corners and otherwise desolate gas stations in some of America's larger medium-size towns and villages. They came to taunt the Saddam-loving anti-war vermin with placards that tended to dispense with all the geo-political mumbo-jumbo and cut to the heart of the matter by lobbing personal attacks on the traitors who are rude enough to disagree with our blameless President.

As counter-protester Wanda Jenkins pointed out: "Our boys in the armed services didn't give up their lives so these parasites of freedom could go around openly questioning our godly President. They'd all be speaking German right now it wasn't for us and then almost nobody on CNN could even read their silly signs in English. There were about 150,000 America-haters that walked by me with their stupid Osama-loving signs about peace and stuff. I yelled back at them 'Ya pack of light-in-the-loafers socialists!' You should have seen the look on their faces. I mean to say, that really showed them! I couldn't wait to get back to my computer to tell the gang at Free Republic about my victory over the dirty Libs!"

The national counter-protest was organized by FreeRepublic.Com, a gathering place for people unwavering in their starry-eyed devotion to the infallibility of Mr. and Mrs. George W. Bush. Called "Operation Infinite Freep," the effort was a glorious success, surprising even the most staunch "Freepers" (a clever nickname adopted by the even more clever inhabitants of the implacably loyal, not-afriad-to-gush GOP fan website).

"You know, when you are sitting in your BVDs and holster before breakfast, reading hundreds of posts that say exactly what you had typed late last night, it is a real affirmation knowing that there are so many people who don't question the same things you don't," said Felix Willinghouse. "But to see almost five of my fellow Freepers care enough about what they are typing to actually show up to shout down the peacenik jerks was a real rush. I haven't been this choked up since my seven-year-old bludgeoned an effigy of Janet Reno with his scooter on our front lawn during all that mess over that little commie Cuban boy."

Billy "Bronco" Johnson cries tears of pride when he realizes that he is the only Freeper in Witchita Falls who loves George W. Bush enough to show up for the counter-protest.

"It is clear to me that all of those peaceniks are just damned communists," observed Rhonda Jones on a chilly Columbia, Missouri street corner. "Because that's what communists are always doing – protesting. Just look at those folks in Russia and Chinaland. Protesting their governments all the time. Not a bit of gratitude in any of them. You sort of expect that from filthy foreigners, but here in America, we are a democracy and we don't go in for that type of trouble making and back talk. If you've got a problem with our country's government, then you can exercise your freedom as a American and buy an ticket on Delta and get your ass the Hell out of Dodge."

"I've been posting on Free Republic for about three years now, so I'm not real used to hearing opinions I don't already agree with," said counter-protester and patriot Daryl Hoshnicker. "If a fellow Freeper posts something that don't toe the line then they are thougthful enough to add a "BARF ALERT" warning so the rest of us know not to like it. So it took me a while to stop yelling 'DITTO!' whenever those dang protesters was saying stuff. But as soon as I realized they was not giving 120% support to the most perfect president in American history, George W. Bush, my wife Dixie and I was darned angry we had done left the pistols in the Taurus. Free speech was bought with guns. And it can be silenced with them when it goes too far. Praise the Lord!"

Tonya Watkins holds up her soggy "Let's Roll" sign moments before Lisa Beamer rolled up in her foundation's limousine and demanded a $50 payment for the use of the trademarked term.

This one also seemed to know, instantly, when another Freeper was banned. Click.

Thanks, AM

[Admin Moderator]

Yep. That would be an example of a sleeper account. Back in 2000 whoever that was decided to prepare for future activities here, a year before there were any moderators.

[Mr. Mojo]

This "noninterventionist" chap is an enigma. He has been here for almost three years, and had a bunch of pro-Bush, pro-war stuff on his profile page.

[Flashman_at_the_charge]

Don Williams is the founding editor of New Millennium Writings. You may write to him at PO Box 22463, Knoxville, TN, 37901, e-mail him at donwillilams7@att.net or phone him at 428-0389.

Strange that after listing just how awful America is Don Williams chooses to call home, Knoxville, Tennessee.

[wimpycat]

There's something really wrong with a person who would spend so much time obsessing and holding a grudge because they were banned.

With all due respect to JR, this is a WEBSITE, for crying out loud!

It's not like getting your driver's license revoked or your car repossessed.

Some people just don't have enough proportion in their lives.

[L,TOWM]

Jaw Drops... :-()

[Mad Dawgg]

[dark_lord]

That profile looks like satire to me. Pretty funny, actually. If that person was a troll, they were a lot more sophisticated than the typical hit and run.

[u-89]

To the honorable freeper,

You wrote:

The truth is that Saddam was complcit in 9/11,

solely responsible for the subsequent anthrax attacks/warnings,

and currently possesses an immense bio/chem stockpile which he gives/sells to terrorist orgs and their state sponsors.

Could you please post links to the sources of your "truth" and "proof" for these emphatic statements?

cordially,

[Admin Moderator]

Yes, I think the fact that the person signed up accounts back in 2000 and didn't use them (so they would have a nice old signup date) indicates a more sophisticated attempt at disruption. Thanks, AM

[camle]

and I missed it. curse them long lunch breaks!

not onlt that, but they ain't doing the viking kittens anymore, just some dumb test pattern.

MEOW for the kittens!!!