Human Shields moving towards Baghd"e"ad

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[God luvs America]

Boy that lesbian Martina Navratalova, what next?

[Pearls Before Swine]

I dunno. She's a little chunky, buy Uday might find the blonde warrants a quick rape and murder, just for the sake of variety.

I thought Uday was confined to a wheelchair with partial paralysis after a failed assassination attempt. Wouldn't this curtail his romantic activities?

[sarasmom]

Surely they are now classified as illegal combatants, or at the very least legally NOT considered "collateral" damage.

At the very least, we can now challenge any reports of civilian casualties by claiming inflated figures due to the "human shield" element.

Has anyone heard of any official policy to reward confirmed HS kills?

Perhaps recognition for our armed forces will have to wait for VFW special awards, after the war is over.....

[Ernest_at_the_Beach]

Don't tell Uncle Soddomite that all of these so called peaceniks are really moles working for the Mossad, CIA and MI6.

That has to be why they are there!

[Grampa Dave]

Remember loose lips will get our Moles posing as Panty Shields whacked in Iraq.

PLEASE DON'T TELL ANYONE ABOUT OUR MOLES, THE PANTY SHIELD BRIGADE IN IRAQ!

[Ernest_at_the_Beach]

PANTY SHIELD ?????

OK!!!

[LibKill]

Human Shields moving towards Baghd"e"ad

They aren't there yet? They better get with the program or the war will have to go on without them. :)

[BOBTHENAILER]

They have a terminal disease and voluntered to have an electronic implant inserted way up into them.

Man, that would really hurt if Soddom's thugs were to grab 'em and dig around till they found the implant.....if they could even find it.

I sure am glad no Iraqi agents read this stuff.

[Slings and Arrows]

Don't tell Uncle Soddomite that all of these so called peaceniks are really moles working for the Mossad, CIA and MI6...

Quiet, you fool! You'll ruin everything!

Now let me make this perfectly clear: These so-called "human shields" are NOT foward observers for our forces. They are NOT locating and marking targets, and when the war begins they will NOT begin a campaign of sabotage and terror.

Just wanted to clear that up.

[Grampa Dave]

Thanks for setting this foolish old man correct!

My loose lips might have endangered these brave MI6, Mossad and CIA agents who will give their life to rid the world of Saddam the Insane and his WMDs!

[Grampa Dave]

Yes, I hope that no Iraqi agents are on line and monitoring Free Republic.

It would really hurt these brave warriors if the Iraqi thugs had to dig around their body cavities and areas to find those transmitters. They are inert and will not show up on an xray or MRI. Their transmission is controlled by brain waves of our brave agents. So well, I won't go there on the only way to insure the safety of Uncle Soddomite the Insane with these brave panty shielders around him.

[F.J. Mitchell]

But actually petite compared to the buffalo gal brunette in the middle of the picture.

[diotima]

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[VOA]

Human Shields moving towards Baghd"e"ad

"Mr. GRidley, the inane human shield are now in place.
You may fire when ready."

Hey, if these folks want to commit suicide in a war zone...tough.