Greenpeace sends "inspectors" to US embassy in Oslo

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I hope the MSGs hog-tied thier butts and left them on the deck for an hour. It *IS* winter there.

Greenpeace forgot step # one in the inspections process:

1. First, defeat the people you want to inspect.

They also forgot #2: 2. Get them to sign an agreement allowing inspections.

They forgot #3:

3. Try to get them to cooperate with the inspectors

They forgot #4 :

4. Do not choose inspectors with poor ethical behavior, as they will get blackmailed or bribed.

They forgot #5 :

5. Try to get them to cooperate with the inspectors again.

They forgot #6:

6. Pass a resolution demanding that they allow the inspectors unfettered access.

Oh, heck, they forgot a lot of stuff.

7. Try to get them to cooperate with the inspectors again.

8. Pass a resolution demanding that they allow the inspectors unfettered access again.

9.Pass a resolution demanding that they allow the inspectors unfettered access again.

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11.Pass a resolution demanding that they allow the inspectors unfettered access again.

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27. Pass a resolution demanding that they allow the inspectors unfettered access again.

28. Try to get them to cooperate with the inspectors again.

29. Threaten them with yet another resolution and assess your capabilities in case you might actually have to enforce one of these resolutions some day. discover that you are Greenpeace and you have one boat and an assortment of unwashed draft dodgers, dried up old red daiper babies from America, a bunch of French liberals and German treeworshipers as reserve troops and that your army doesn't even compare favorably with a US Army of One, and then admit to yourself that your Navy was once defeated by ...

...the French.

30. Realize that if you have been defeated by the French, all hope is lost and your gene pool must be defective. Surrender to the American embassy and next time, only entertain the idea of inspecting French embassies for Weapons of Mass Obstruction. Do NOT consider inspections on German embassies, as they only look like pacifists but probably are knee deep in supplying Iraq with real WMD and might revert to old form and invade all of Europe again if you push them too hard.

Why don't these traitorous slugs ever protest in North Korea, China, Iraq, Zimbabwe, etc.

Going to Iraq seems to be a good idea, as the UN inspectors(SIC) seem to need quite a bit of help! Oops, they're looking for WMD's in an embassy; I guess they are not any better than Blix's bunch.

Oh I feel so bad that we opted out of the ABM treaty. It's such a shame that we might be able to DEFEND ourselves.

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