[Xenalyte]

Oh, yeah, THAT's gonna catch on.

Byron, any comments? I can't imagine any Aussie man of my acquaintance wearing falsies.

[Callahan]

Isn't this the official uniform of the French military? I can picture Tommy Daschle sporting a pair of falsies on the floor of the senate. Actually this could rid us of Billy Jeff Clinton. With his own pair of breasts to squeeze, he wouldn't have a reason to leave the house.