[Excuse_My_Bellicosity]

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[Revolting cat!]

“Medical and psychiatric teams are working to try to prevent further injury or attempts,” Pentagon spokeswoman Navy Lt. Cmdr. Barbara Burfeind said, declining further comment.

You're paying, what, 75 bucks for a 45 minute hour with your shrink, suckah?! It's free, all you gotta do is become a terrorist!

[Paleo Conservative]

“Medical and psychiatric teams are working to try to prevent further injury or attempts,”

Dammned!

[clintonh8r]

Cleary, five suicide attempts in two weeks ought to give grave cause for alarm, Amnesty spokesman said Friday.

Ever notice how whenever a sentence starts with "clearly", everything that follows it is bullshit?

[Thane_Banquo]

I'll donate the rope.

[mass55th]

An Amnesty International official called for an investigation.

An investigation into the fact that these guys are planning this all as a group because they know that the bleeding hearts will take notice?

[M Kehoe]

“Clearly, five suicide attempts in a few weeks ought to give grave cause for alarm,” Amnesty spokesman Alistair Hodgett said Thursday.

Ol' Alistair Hodgett is correct. This should give us all 'grave cause for alarm'. Why? Because the a$$holes attempting suicide didn't succeed.

5.56mm

[piasa]

The only difference worth noting regarding Islamic suicide attempts at Gitmo and Islamic suicide attempts elsewhere, is that at Gitmo the perps don't get to blow up pizza parlors or skyscrapers in the process.

[LibKill]

Oh no. They don't get off that easy.

After they have been pumped dry of all information, then they may kill themselves.

[dogbrain]

This is very disturbing.

How are all of these guys tied to X42?

[Revolting cat!]

No, Amnesty International has done some good work on behalf of Soviet dissidents and others under Communism. But, in a typically Western post-modern fashion they try their hardest to be so damn non-judgmental, so impartial, in the face of evil. You just can't do that outside of Utopia, and even the Holy Father, who loves and defends all mankind, knows better!

[John123]

Impossible! Islam frowns on suicides. No 72 virgins for you buddy...

[speedy]

I thought suicide was normal for these guys. What's the problem? They're just practicing their religion.

[maui_hawaii]

For the real nut jobs, put them in strait jackets for 24hrs a day 7 days at a time... and whisper sweet nothings in their ears day and night...

Lets reprogram that demented little brain of theirs.

[Billthedrill]

This is disgraceful, and an investigation needs to be launched immediately. Five attempts and not one single success?

[apackof2]

Jay Leno, "What's the problem? Isn't that what they were trained for?"

[dogbrain]

Do you have a mailing address for Camp X-Ray?

I want to send a package of 600, neck tie sized Ty Wraps.

[weegee]

Sounds good. Since we didn't get a death sentence for the unrepentant shoe bomber, maybe we should have him transferred down to Gitmo if things there are so bad.

[Brasil]

Suicide?? Those little sand monkeys never had it so good.

[noutopia]

I volunter to go to Gitmo and act as a substitute to suicide.I would gladly put a few bullets in each one that wants to meet allah.Start out with one bullet in each knee,then in each elbow,one to the groin.If he lives set him free.