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To: MadIvan
Inquiring minds must know: Is she a natural redhead. I volunteer for Inspection Team to verify this important issue.
3 posted on 01/27/2003 3:56:59 PM PST by VRWCmember
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To: VRWCmember
"She is also forbidden from marrying or posing nude while she holds the crown."

Well...she can just put it down then....

5 posted on 01/27/2003 3:59:08 PM PST by spokeshave
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To: VRWCmember
Inquiring minds must know: Is she a natural redhead. I volunteer for Inspection Team to verify this important issue.

Thank you for your application. However the Supervisor of the Red Head inspection team has decided that this particular case needs his personal attention. He thanks you for your volunteering and wishes you a happy life.

Sincerely,

The Supervisor ;-)

7 posted on 01/27/2003 4:01:12 PM PST by amused (socialism is totalitarianism in sheep's clothing)
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To: VRWCmember
I think Scott Ritter beat you to it -- long, long ago.
10 posted on 01/27/2003 4:06:01 PM PST by AmishDude
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To: VRWCmember
As an expert (i.e., a woman) I opine that it looks like Russian Aubergine, a color not found in nature.

I did my hair that color my sophomore year of college (supposed to be temporary color, OOPS!) and my mother has never let me forget it.

And she does look old ... probably all the tanning salon time.
21 posted on 01/27/2003 4:13:02 PM PST by Tax-chick (Naturally gray-haired, and I earned it!)
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To: VRWCmember
Inquiring minds must know: Is she a natural redhead. I volunteer for Inspection Team to verify this important issue.

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33 posted on 01/27/2003 4:28:41 PM PST by dennisw (http://www.littlegreenfootballs.com/weblog/weblog.php)
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To: VRWCmember
"Is she a natural redhead. I volunteer for Inspection Team "

You want to check her armpits? Yuck. :)
71 posted on 01/27/2003 6:08:30 PM PST by Grig
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To: VRWCmember
Inquiring minds must know: Is she a natural redhead. I volunteer for Inspection Team to verify this important issue.

Unfortunately, that job falls to Hans "Hands" Blix.

78 posted on 01/27/2003 6:24:19 PM PST by Erasmus
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To: VRWCmember
Inquiring minds must know: Is she a natural redhead. I volunteer for Inspection Team to verify this important issue.

Oh, gees, there is a quick test to find whether someone's color is real.... hint hint...

113 posted on 01/28/2003 2:00:38 AM PST by JudgemAll
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