[Doc Savage]

Here are my predictions for 2003: 1. People everywhere will suddenly discover that "Friends" is not funny.

2. Vince Foster's killer will be exposed on the floor of the U.S. Senate.

3. Bill Clinton will die from syphilis of the brain. Thousands of women will seek Penicillin G injections.

4. Saddam Hussein will seek exile in Paris. He will be elected President of France and invade Luxembourg.

5. Tom DassHole will admit he was spawned by Satan.

6. Osama bin Laden will die from syphilis of the brain. Thousands of goat herders will seek Penicillin G injections.

7. Chappaqua, NY will be the incubator for a new and deadly strain of genital herpes.

8. Ted Kennedy will wash up on the beach at Truro. Evironmentalists will try to save his life by giving him intravenous Jack Daniels, but fail. He will be stuffed and mounted in the Senate Cloak Room.

9. Joe LIE-BE-THE-MAN will fall asleep listening to himself. Aides will be unable to wake him. His wife, Haddasah, will not notice any difference.

10. Al Gore will die as the result of a 300 foot fall from a redwood in which he will be tree sitting. Al will be "planted" by Tipper at Arlington National Cemetary in the Wooden Indian section.

[Jim Robinson]

"2. Vince Foster's killer will be exposed on the floor of the U.S. Senate."

Now that's an ugly thought.

[terilyn]

Now there's a list a girl can love!

[potlatch]

Ted Kennedy will wash up on the beach at Truro.

There will be a "beached whale alert"!!

[SBprone]

"Ted Kennedy will wash up on the beach at Truro. Evironmentalists will try to save his life by giving him intravenous Jack Daniels, but fail."

Priceless!