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J-LO'S REAR END GRANTED STATEHOOD
iconoclast.ca ^
| 2003
| William Grim
Posted on 01/06/2003 3:18:44 PM PST by Big Guy and Rusty 99
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Congress today approved legislation granting statehood to the "huge ass" of Jennifer Lopez, celebrated Latina movie and pop star. The new state, to be called Buena Booty, will have 3 electoral votes and will hold its first elections on the same day as the Grammy Awards are shown on TV.
Ben Affleck, widely considered to be the front-runner for the governorship of Buena Booty in 2003, was completely clueless as to the policies he will pursue if elected to office. "Hey, remember, I was the dumb one in Good Will Hunting," he reminded reporters.
TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: analmindedness; babygotback; dementia; getalife; heronlytalent; iconoclastca; jlo; labimba; the51ststate
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laugh. enjoy.
To: Big Guy and Rusty 99
I could live there.
Maybe plant some roots.
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posted on
01/06/2003 3:29:15 PM PST
by
MonroeDNA
To: MonroeDNA
Hmmm. Funny.
I always thought it was Bill Clinton who was the 'huge ass.'
To: MonroeDNA
As long as you don't have to bring a bottle of nair to clear out a camp site.
To: Big Guy and Rusty 99
You know the rule...pics?
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posted on
01/06/2003 3:33:14 PM PST
by
MonroeDNA
To: MonroeDNA
The pics rule should only apply to babes with brains. One part of that formula is conspicuously missing for J-Lo.
To: ModelBreaker
Go to the link and scroll down and vote for GWB or Ann Coulter!
To: Big Guy and Rusty 99
LOL
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posted on
01/06/2003 3:38:07 PM PST
by
A. Morgan
To: MonroeDNA
Sorry, The People's Republic of Tukus respects their own privacy . . . no pictures . . . no man is an island but an awefully big ass is.
To: Big Guy and Rusty 99
Pictures?
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posted on
01/06/2003 3:42:53 PM PST
by
oyez
To: Big Guy and Rusty 99
Sorry, The People's Republic of Tukus respects their own privacy . . . no pictures . . . no man is an island but an awefully big ass is. That's a cop out..
..now, WHERE's that pic :)
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posted on
01/06/2003 3:45:01 PM PST
by
evad
To: Big Guy and Rusty 99
Maybe they whould name it, "The State of Enjoyment."
To: AmericanInTokyo
That's Bubba's alias: Hugh Jass.
To: Big Guy and Rusty 99
Now I understand what the "big" deal is about Jlo.
To: Big Guy and Rusty 99
Just did a image search on Google. Did not find one that qualified for the aforementioned distinction. Looking pretty fine in my book.
To: evad
Do not anger the troops of Loanus
To: Paul Atreides
I thought it was Amanada Huggenkiss.
To: LiteKeeper
It's perfect.
*sigh*
To: Big Guy and Rusty 99
Aren't the Klingons allied with them off and on?
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posted on
01/06/2003 4:00:08 PM PST
by
VMI70
To: VMI70
Yeah, the usually stick together . . . .
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