AHHHHHHHH...Rush is Back!!

2 January 2003 | Mudboy Slim

[PhiKapMom]

Believe Parcells will be a good disciplinarian for a team that really needs it.

The former Sooner Roy Williams is a class act and sure hope Dallas adds more like Roy.

[ewing]

LOL! Are you 'series?'

[alrea]

MilquetoastModerate

Snow comes through sometimes. Remember he has to make sure that his team as not seen as all conservative. This is critical to wide acceptance of the Fox message and continued election victories over Democrats and their spinners on all those other networks.

[Fracas]

Hey, MUD! This deserves a song, dontcha think?

Now that we own the WH, the House and the Senate, perhaps we should push for a law to make Rush vacations illegal. Oh, the ANGST! when he's gone.

'Everytime he goes away'... or
'Addicted to Rush'....

[End The Hypocrisy]

So Rush will no longer be going deaf? A year ago reports suggested otherwise.

[Mudboy Slim]

De nada, mi amigo...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

De nada, mi amigo...MUD

[PhiKapMom]

On our local sports talk radio I am listening to while waiting for Rush to come on, the host was talking about how Jones hired Parcells to get the Cowboys read to sell when they come back to winning! Can we hope?

[Mudboy Slim]

Naw, he had the cochlear implant surgery and is back to his ol' self, which I'm sure pleases you to no end, Newbie...MUD

[MeekOneGOP]

hee hee !

[End The Hypocrisy]

We owe Rush for Bush's 2000 victory, don't you think? It would have been a terrible waste to have let him go deaf.

[MeekOneGOP]

LOL! Are you 'series?'

LOL! That's the thread....

[Sungirl]

I knew he was coming back today......didn't even mind coming to work knowing I can listen to Rush....
>^..^<

[Mudboy Slim]

"Money Ain't Nuthin'"
(To be sung to Dire Straits' "Money For Nothing")

I love the E-I-B...

Now look at Rush Limbaugh, that's the way to do it...
Hosts a talkshow trashin' Hypocrisy.
Rush ain't working, tells the Left to screw it...
Beholden to no one...spoutin' philosophy!
No, Rush ain't workin', that's the way you do it...
Lemme tell ya, Ol' Rush ain't dumb...
Ceegah danglin' from nicotine-stained fingers...
Gonna help exposin' Lib'ral Scum!

Rush's show ain't no Oprah-style "love-in"...
Got us brain-washed from noon-to-three-ee-ee!
You choose the issue, and we'll debate it...
We learn the Truth from the E-I-B!!

Oww!...Groovy Croonin'...hunh!...

See that Peter Jennings with the blowdry and the makeup...
Tom Brokaw's vacuous stare...
That Lib'ral Rather's got his own jet airplane...
Those IDIOTS...they're all millionaires!!

We gotta expose Guv'ment corruption...
Gotta defend our Libertie-ie-ies!
We're talkin' TREASON...the Left, they hate us...
Won't trust the news from Network TeeVee!!

Lookatdat, lookatdat...
Right's gotta learn to fight like Dem-Whores...
Right's gotta yearn to crush Dem-Bums!
Wake up, you Sheeple!! Big Guv'ment's threatnin' all your Liberties...
Man, that Slick's just pond scum!!
But Limbaugh's out there...what's that?! Chain-sawin' noises?!
Carvin' up those Lib'rals...it's brain surgery!
Folks, it's workin'...tell the Left to screw it!!
Robs YOUR money for Guv'ment...sells Nukes to Beijing!

They're Lib'rals all...reject Media Bias...
Left-Wing bitchin', "Big Guv'ment, save me-e-ee!"
We gotta oust those meek commentators...
We gotta IGNORE our State-run TeeVee!! Lord!

Owww...listen here!
Big Guv'ment ain't workin'...Corruption runs all thru it...
It's time we devolved Power outta DeeCee!!
Folks, it's workin'...Next Election's Gonna Do It!!!!
Right-Wing holds Congress...retakes the Prez'dency!!
Money ain't nuthin'...without Liberty!
I said, money ain't nuthin'...if your kids ain't free!

Algore's a...Socialist!
I want my...I need my...I love my Lib-er-ty!!

(Chorus...to fade)

Quite Sincerely--MUD

BTW...The Elitist Network Media's Continuous Coverup of the Corrosively Calamitous Crimes Committed by Clinton's Corrupt Cadre of Communist Co-Conspirators Continues to Crumble...Cool!!! Clinton SHALL Die a Prison-B!+C#!!!...sooner than you believe possible!!

53 Posted on 10/14/2000 05:58:37 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Clintonz@Disgrace!!)

How's that fer starters?!

FReegards...MUD

BTW...Jimmy Buffett's "Come Monday" will be FReeped by the 6th!! FReegards...MUD (Tape Rollin'........)

[TPartyType]

Yikes!!!!! . . .shudder.

[Mudboy Slim]

"We owe Rush for Bush's 2000 victory, don't you think?"

We owe Conservatives--of which Limbaugh is one--for Dubyuh's victory. If Rush didn't exist, Americans wouldda hadta invent him...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"didn't even mind coming to work knowing I can listen to Rush...."

It does make the afternoons more tolerable, don't it?!

FReegards...MUD

[Green]

Well...been listening for a few minutes so far and I've already heard my fill of Edwards saying he wants to be a champion.

[MeekOneGOP]

...the host was talking about how Jones hired Parcells to get the Cowboys read to sell when they come back to winning! Can we hope?

Wow ! That would be GREAT ! I hope he does, and sells to a Texan or a group of Texans. Thanks !!

[nhoward14]

OK.. now get Paul Shanklin on the phone...