[Doctor Stochastic]

Was the cheese transported on the back of a moose?

[KarlInOhio]

Blessed are the cheesemakers.

[Remedy]

The cheese was transported down the eastern seaboard by sloop and sleigh, arriving in the Federal City on the evening of December 29. (By the time it reached Baltimore, one wag reported, the ripening cheese, now nearly six months removed from the cows, was strong enough to walk the remaining distance to Washington.)

[pabianice]

Cheshire, MA, is today represented by what is arguably the most obnoxious and lunatic-Left Congressional delegation in the US: Rep. John "Unilateral Disarmament" Olver, Sen. Ted "The Swimmer" Kennedy, and Sen. John "Sugar Mamma" Kerry. If residents of Cheshire from 1800 were alive today, they'd hang themselves.