DFU SONG: Michael Row the Boat Ashore (Lott vs. Clinton) 12-14-02

DFU SONG PARODIES | 12-2002 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

I can't believe I am doing this -- defending Trent Lott. I have disdain for Trent Lott, but he is no Bill Clinton. We need to put things in perspective.

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MIDI - MICHAEL ROW THE BOAT ASHORE

Lott had not raped anyone…unlike Clinton
He's a wimp, but he's not scum…unlike Clinton

There's no case of perjury…unlike Clinton
And no interns on their knees…unlike Clinton

Lott had never pardoned Mark Rich…unlike Clinton
His wife is not some evil bitch…unlike Clinton

No sex play with a crack cocaine whore…unlike Clinton
No black son whom he just ignores…unlike Clinton

No ChiCom sale say reports…unlike Clinton
He's not bribed by Bernie Schwartz…unlike Clinton
He's not bribed by Bernie Schwartz…unlike Clinton

[doug from upland]

Ping list. Someone had to say this.

[widowithfoursons]

It's not the Democrats who hold us to a higher standard. We hold ourselves to that. I admit that increasingly it doesn't matter (voter fraud and stupidity being rampant), but let's fight the good fight, and at least go down bloody from the battle.