[VadeRetro]

Gallina's coup is proof that Mr. Lotto Man, not random chance, actually determines the outcome of the games. Mr. Lotto Man is a supernatural being who makes Santa Claus look like a piker. He gives vast fortunes to the particularly deserving, all but ignoring everybody else. People who think random chance has anything to do with the outcomes here are simply clueless. Gallina probably made an extra-good sacrifice to Mr. Lotto Man to be so spectacularly rewarded.

I have a cat superbly marbeled with fat whose cooking aromas would no doubt please Mr. Lotto Man no end. The experiment seems worth a try.

[Junior]

If it doesn't work, I can give you a couple of more cats to work with...