Caption this Hillary "Photo" (Baldly Stolen from Boortz.com)

Boortz.com ^ | December 9, 2002

[Timesink]

The Neal Boortz Show has obtained a picture saved from one of the new security web cams that have been installed throughout the Capitol Building in Washington, D.C.  As you know, I am not really in favor of all of these cameras everywhere ... but every once in a while you do get something rather interesting and learn something you otherwise wouldn't know.

[Argus]

"Man, this porcelain's cold."

[Jambe]

Even though I'm one of America's smartest women, I don't know if I'm suppose to squat, sit or drink!

Where Oh where is Madeline when I need her!

[Monti Cello]

"Man, this porcelain's cold."

Actually, sensing cold indicates the transfer of heat from the human body to the environment in response to a thermal gradient. A woman as cold as Hillary would actually experience a warming sensation when pushing the hands against the tile of a chilly men's room as heat is transferred from the wall into her fat fingers.

[parsifal]

"Oh Boy! Nobody's looking! I can get two of those little pink perfume thingies for free. Then use my franking privilege to mail them to Chappaqua. . . Hot damn! I'll save almost five bucks! "

[JoeSixPack1]

OK, who's got clean hands?

[Gritty]

"What am I doing here? Well, I really had to go bad, but Trent was in the other restroom, and I couldn't wait another minute!"

[joesnuffy]

So that's where those big mints Bill used to send me came from......

[Saundra Duffy]

Oh, yeah, I got balls.

[parsifal]

"I just know the dimensional gate to the Cthulu Universe is here somewhere! What was that spell again? Oh yeah. 'Hail Dark Gods, thy daughter beckons. . ."

[Timesink]

"Hey Byrd! Get over here, Shakes!"

[1bigdictator]

Hillary< "Until now everyone thought 'Big Package' was my secret code for Bill... Bill is 'Big Bagage'... I'm the only one in the family who's packing meat."

[parsifal]

"Damn Tricky Chinese! What did that message mean, "Flush with cash if you take proper stand?"

[martin_fierro]

Can't be HilLIARy.

Ankles are too thin.

[TXnMA]

(Baldly stolen from Boortz.com)

Anything you get from my favorite ex-Texas Aggie, Neal Boortz, is "baldly" done!     '-}

Check out "Nealz Nuze" -- it's on my daily "must read" list...

[Terry Mross]

Not only is it cold, it's deep, too!

[Charles Henrickson]

Can't be Hillary.

Not wearing Ol' Crusty.

[Cobra64]

Cooool. Two more Polish Mints for home. Hope no one is looking.

[DainBramage]

Didn't we cover this here?

http://www.freerepublic.com/forum/a3a9972306860.htm

[madrastex]

What do you mean,spread em?