[Excuse_My_Bellicosity]

Ping!

[VOA]

Brill became the first pilot in the world to log 5,000 flying hours in the F-16 aircraft.

With mild/obligatory apologies to Ricky Lake, Jenny Jones, and Oprah:

YOU GO, BOY!!!

Man, that felt good.....

[Grut]

God, his hemorrhoids have more time than most captains!

[BushMeister]

That's amazing! That's the equivalent of more than 200 days of 24-hour flying.

[TomB]

Boy, I bet he was dragging those last few hours. That's a long time to sit.

;-)