"John, its the health minister here. Sorry to bother you at this hour but there is an emergency! I've just received word that the Durex factory in Melbourne has burned to the ground. It is estimated that the entire Australian supply of condoms will be gone by the end of the week."
"Aaaargh! - the economy will never be able to cope with all those unwanted babies - we'll be ruined!"
"We're going to have to ship some in from abroad... Britain?..."
"No chance!! The Pomes will have a field day on this one!"
"What about New Zealand?"
"Maybe- but we dont want them to know that we are stuck. You call Helen - tell her we need one million condoms; colored gold and green; ten inches long and eight inches thick! That way they'll know how big the Aussies really are!!"
John calls Helen, who agrees to help the Aussies out in their hour of need.
Three days later a van arrives in Canberra- full of boxes. A delighted John rushes out to open the boxes. He finds condoms; 10 inches long; 8 inches thick, all colored green and gold. He then notices in small writing on each and every one:
MADE IN NEW ZEALAND
SIZE : MEDIUM