[sam_paine]

rusty, dented Coors Light beer can....

Uh, whu? I don't believe Coors Light existed before aluminum cans were ubiquitous. In other words, it wasn't rusty, fuzzy wuzzy.

[eastsider]

Now the doctor came in, stinking of gin,
and proceeded to lie on the table.
He said, "Rocky, you met your match".
And Rocky said, "Doc, it's only a scratch.
And I'll be better, I'll be better, Doc, as soon as I am able".