Posted on 10/21/2002 10:37:22 PM PDT by doug from upland
RooRoobird14 had a wonderful vanity post about sharing a Southwest flight with Al Gore. It deserved a song. Here you go, RR14:
ORIGINAL ARTICLE: Vanity (But True!!!): I was on Southwest Flight 160 with Al Gore!!!! ROTFLOL ALERT!!!!
With hubby I was set for the flight…to Nashville we would be going
Who would show up there on that same flight there wasn't a way of knowing
We weren't prepared for whom we would see…I had to write my own vanity
Today's the day we shared a flight with The Goron
A great big "L" should be on his head…the guy is a real loser
No wonder that his wife secretly has been a poor closet boozer
We weren't prepared for whom we would see…I had to write my own vanity
Today's the day we shared a flight with The Goron
He was wanded and patted down…he was looking like such a clown
Everybody knows that he is a person whom no one should trust
He's self-conscious and looking strange…perhaps it is a case of mange
Could it be Loser Al…Loser Al had his lockbox just turn to rust
As we all waited in the line…we were having a grand old time
We were laughing and mocking Al…just like in the Florida recount
Man, he really was pitiful…he is someone who's really dull
He should stay out of sight…out of sight or his troubles are gonna mount
All those who waited in wheelchairs would see something quite surprising
The Goron jumped over them in line…one more trait we are despising
We weren't prepared for whom we would see…I had to write my own vanity
Today's the day we shared a flight with The Goron
With his lakey he'd spread out
He took six seats in front…hey, what in the heck is that about
He would then pretend to read
Trying to seem important…something that he needs
What he's drinking we would guess…we placed a bet that he was guzzling down iced tea
Because just like those days in the White House when he would leave the room
Al Gore kept getting up to go pee
With his lakey he'd spread out
He took six seats in front…hey, what in the heck is that about
He would then pretend to read
Trying to seem important…something that he needs
What he's drinking we would guess…we placed a bet that he was guzzling down iced tea
Because just like those days in the White House when he would leave the room
Al Gore kept getting up to go pee
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