Caption Ol' Sourpuss (Yeah, it's HER!)

October 11, 2002

[stylin19a]

"Yes, Helen..this is the only pants-suit that i own"

[dighton]

"I did NOT have sexual relations with . . . . wait a minute, that's my wife."

[Paul Atreides]

"Without further ado, it is my extreme pleasure to give the nation the Byrd."

[Paul Atreides]

"And now, I'd like to quote a line from Shakespeare's "The Wayeth We Were'th".

[blam]

My hips are only this big, who set up this narrow podium?

[cd jones]

"has anybody seen bill?"

[Fracas]

She gets the chair on the night of the historic vote? What a joke. I wonder what poor guy is tied up in the closet somewhere until HRC has her 'turn'. LOL.

[hosepipe]

Caption:
LOOK!...Do I look that stupid!......

[BradyLS]

LOL!

[John Lenin]

Give me a break, I only wear this black pantsuit 5 days of the week.

[BradyLS]

"Alright, I voted 'YES,' okay? I hope all you f

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rds are happy now..."

[11B3]

ANKLE

[E Rocc]

I like a gal with a butt this wide.

-Eric

[small voice in the wilderness]

"And today, I have received a fax from Barbra stating that the original name of War and Peace was War, What Is It Good For. We must get this news out, the American People deserve to know.

Seinfeld

[Charles Henrickson]

The Fridge from Park Ridge.

[Slyfox]

You want my Potion of Power? All right. First, take an eye of Newt and
place in a cauldron. Then, add one Byrd and a little dickie of Gephardt.
Then, sprinkle generously with a fistful of Dashole. Don't forget the Bill
of a notorious liar, that is the secret ingredient. Squeeze the genitals of all
real hard and cook in the cauldron on exremely high heat until they are all
begging for mercy. This recipe has been very successful and will guarantee
my empowerment for a long, long time.

[Charles Henrickson]

Sing along!

"Crusty the Pantsuit"

"Pantsuit in the Wind" ("Hello, Crusty Queen")

[doug from upland]

MIDI - DON'T CRY FOR ME ARGENTINA -- go to the site and click on the MIDI "Evita"

I know that I have been born to rule
It’s my birthright and I’m not a fool
I am warning you all not to get in my way
I made my plans and they seem to keep going forward quite well
Just challenge me and you’ll see hell
You’ll bow down before me someday

Don’t mess with me, you ungrateful
It’s time I am called Queen Rodham
So now you know me
And you all owe me
You'd better cower...I hold the power

Don’t mess with me, you ungrateful
It’s time I am called Queen Rodham
So now you know me
And you all owe me
You'd better cower...I hold the power

I am Queen of the World

[OXENinFLA]

"Why can't you little people see, I WILL RULE YOU"

Actual quote "We must stop thinking of the individual and start think what is best for society"