BREAKING 'TRAITOR' MCDERMOTT NEWS STORY!

The Iconoclast ^ | October 7, 2002 | Unkown

[Apolitical]

IN THE NEWS:

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U.S. Rep. Jim McDermott is wheeled into the Susan Sarandon wing of Seattle's renowned Greenfields Sanitorium For Demented Lefties after he told puzzled supporters that George W. Bush's is threatening military action in Iraq as part of a plot to crown himself emperor of America.

Coming on the heels of McDermott's controversial trip to Iraq last week, during which he insisted that Bush would lie to the American public and that Saddam Hussein's version of events should be valued over that of the American president , McDermott was forcibly hospitalized by a coalition of family members and Democratic colleagues.

In a dramatic "intervention" at a Seattle anti-war rally, family members and Congressional colleagues cornered the hysterical Congressman, handcuffed him, forcibly secured him to a hospital gurney and wheeled him to a waiting ambulance where he was whisked off to the locked wing of the nationally-known Greenfields mental health center for left-wing paranoid psychotics.

"Jim obviously hasn't been taking his meds the last few weeks," commented his first cousin Ralph McDermott, a Seattle podiatrist. "It's nothing that forty or so electro-shock treatments and a few weeks of rest won't cure. Then he can rejoin all those other anti-war loonies in the Democratic Party without getting himself into more trouble."

"The patient just needs some time to recover his sanity," commented Dr. Sanchez Krauthammer, Chief Psychiatrist at the hospital. "At first Mr. McDermott's family thought it was just his usual dementia, a paranoid condition which is common among anti-war activists and left-leaning Hollywood celebrities. But the family began to worry when he started to foam at the mouth every time he saw the President speaking on the evening news. Thank god, they intervened when they did. The man really seems to be off his rocker!"

In a formal statement issued to the press by Rep. McDermott's Congressional office, Congressman McDermott apologized to "family and friends for any embarrassment I may have created for you through my inappropriate behavior. I would like to also apologize to the President for any insensitive remarks I may have made questioning his sincerity and truthfulness. Even though I know he and his secretary of defense are bloody liars, and intend to instigate a coup d'etat that would put this nation under the control of a vast right-wing conspiracy, I would still like to get out of this damned nuthouse by appearing to be calm and sane..........

[Apolitical]

Just as I suspected. The man is out of his mind!

[William McKinley]

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[Real Cynic No More]

Let McDoofus talk all he wants to. The more he opens his mouth, the more popular Bush gets!

[clintonbaiter]

Here's one situation where parody can't really do justice to reality. McDermott truly is demented. And so is anyone who votes for him!

[Diogenesis]

"THIS JUST IN:

"FLASHBACK LAST WEEK:

Iraqi Health Minister Omaid Medhat to McDermott (D-Wash, Iraq), Bonior (D-Michigan, Iraq),
and Thompson (D Calif, Iraq):

"Thank you all for being so incredibly stupid and traitors
to your country. Do you realize that here in Iraq we, from Tikrit,
must gang-rape entire families, and then cut up some of the
children into tiny bite-sized pieces which we feed to our dogs as their parents watch,
before those parents will lower themselves to the very lowly position from which you first approached us.
Saddam thanks you very very much, and we will soon send more instructions after you return."

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THE REAL DANGER FROM IGNORING THE BUTCHER SADDAM FROM TIKRIT

Dead children, previously playing in Halabja [March 1988].

[MHGinTN]

Cyanide gas, with malice of forethought from Saddam Insane ... but he's no threat to democrats. He wouldn't farm out his weapons of mass murder to terrorist. Terrorists can't create chaos and mayhem in America. Like hell they can't! The democrat party is opening our collar and laying our necks on the chopping block! Treacherous bastards.

[admiralsn]

McDermott for Congress Web Site

[Real Cynic No More]

I guess it wasn't clear in my previous posts.

We have two "McDoofuses" now:

One on the national front is Jim "Baghdad McDoofus" McDermot.

The other is Bill "Can't-Wait-To-Be-Governor McDoofus" Mcbride here in Florida.

[daylate-dollarshort]

In TOTAL agreement!!

McDermott the shrink is in dire need of a shrink.