[billorites]

Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
A: In case she locks the keys in her car.

[Fzob]

I'm glad this was a bogus report. Imagine a thousand years from now living in a world with no blonde jokes.

[SamAdams76]

We once had a blonde secretary at the office. But we had to let her go because she kept sending faxes with stamps on them. Also, she was very indecisive. Everytime we told her to make up her mind, she would put lipstick on her forehead.