[Argus]

"Mom, we finally found somebody to pay for your pills."

[RabidBartender]

"Can you hear me now?"

[lawdude]

Hello??....Hillary??

[Mike-o-Matic]

"Can you hear me now?"

... or how about "How's my make-up?"

[hole_n_one]

Hi......Miss Cleo?

[areafiftyone]

I would like 2000 cases of iced tea please.

[Dallas]

CAPTION #2

[nonliberal]

"Thank you very much. Your $100,000 contribution is greatly appreciated."

[TheRedSoxWinThePennant]

yea I need a taxi at 45'th and main

[savedbygrace]

"Tipper, I think I've found someone who'll vote for me. Her hat's a little funny looking, but . . . "

[July 4th]

"Umm...yes. Hello, Mr. Riady. No...I didn't win the election. No...I can't get you any more votes on the hill..."

[LibKill]

Caption:

ETERNAL LOSER! :)

[Benrand]

"Uh, yew know Jeyub Bush? Well, If *AHHH* were guvernr and this kinda uh, stuff wenn on, uh, I'd a fixit it bynah!"

[mrsmith]

"Mr Huser, Imal Huser....? No , no one here by that- Hey, I'll get you kids!"

[jws3sticks]

NOT EXACTLY EQUAL

These are two joke pictures. One is half fast and the other is no a$$ed!

[sneakypete]

"Hello. Kin yew whisper dirty things about my Dingle-Norwood in my ear? WHAT? $3 a minute!"

[AmericanVictory]

I used to say that the internal combustion engine was the greatest threat to America, now I am out to prove it's those greasy fast foods, yum, yum!

[chasio649]

Could anyone take a woman seriously that would wear such a wad of in your face african pride crap on her head?

[jws3sticks]

Hello, this is allbore.

Honey, it's me. I just sent you an email because I just did one of those pregnancy tests. Guess what?

[jws3sticks]

BIG ALLBORE gives preliminary instructions to his new Chief of Technology.