[NativeNewYorker]

Mark Morford

...a columnist and editor for sfgate.com. He is also a yoga teacher and fiction writer and an outstanding parallel parker and fervent wine devotee and former smoker and former LA rock-god wannabe and careful insinuator and occasional unfair mudslinger and frequent skeptic and sporadic true believer and paradoxical contrarian and tattooed love-monkey and vehement non-conservative and casual coffee drinker and ardent dog lover and medium sleeper and comparison shopper and funky subtle prurient neo-pagan gleaner of screaming delicious naked nuances.

[Frank_Discussion]

"ardent dog lover"

This is RIPE with possibilities...

[Irene Adler]

Thanks for posting that. The guy's a self-obsessed idiot.

[tet68]

Yes he's all of that, too bad he never learned how to use a comma.

I heard part of Vice President Cheney's speech this morning
and I found it to be spot on, no wussing about here.

[vikzilla]

...funky subtle prurient neo-pagan gleaner of screaming delicious naked nuances.

BAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHH!!!! Thanks!