"Elvis was driving the sub that night, took too many reds, and didn't have a TV to shoot."LOL! Muh jelly-doughnut, Muh jelly-doughnut!
Thank yuh, thank yuh vera much.
Hey, y'all quit funnin'. I happen to know for a
fack that Colonel Parker was operating Fire Control, Buddy Holly was manning the charts, Jim Croce was bragging about his name, Stevie Ray Vaughn was talkin' 'bout the sky cryin', and Jim Morrison and Pearl were back in the engine room getting stoned. I heard that when the torpedos left the tubes, Jim screamed "nobody gets out alive!!!!"
This is all true. I have sources.