[DWSUWF]

"...It is my opinion that these piss-poor excuses for human beings should be french-fried an inch at a time for their well-documented violations of the Constitution..."

I was with you 100% until I got to this part.

Any right-minded person knows that they should have their spam-smeared heads forced into cages containing starving rats...

[dcwusmc]

OK... we french-fry them from the waste down, THEN smear their heads with spam and open the cages to the rats. In particularly egregious cases we can dispense with the boiling oil and just tie their legs together, put a couple HUNGRY rats over their midsection, cover them with a steel pot and light a fire on top of the pot... guess what happens next??? As the panicked rats try to escape???? (VC used this as a method of entertaining some of our troops they caught outside the wire at night. You can imagine how well it was received by the guys inside the wire.)