[TADSLOS]

"Stand and deliver, by Jove!!"

LOL!!

[brewcrew]

This guy was a goof bag when he was popular. You can't teach an old ant new tricks.

[1rudeboy]

Thank you for providing the word for today.

Affray. A public offense at common law, it is the mutual combat of two or more persons in a public place to the terror of the people. Matter of Drakeford, 32 N.C.App. 113, 230 S.E.2d 779, 782. It differs from a riot or duel in not being premeditated. Payne v. State, Ala.Cr.App., 391 So.2d 140. Black's Law Dictionary

[WSGilcrest]

That's pathetic.

[evolved_rage]

Goddard left the pub and later flung a car alternator through the pub's window

Must be hard times, to be driving around with an extra alternator. Or did a mid-70s Jaguar roll by and one fell off >-)

[RolandBurnam]

He styled himself as the "Dandy Highwayman"... he is a dandy alright. a real fancy boy.

[martin_fierro]

Doesn't drink ... doesn't smoke ... (is a has-been) ... what DOES he do? <|:)~

[martin_fierro]

Picture this in war paint.

Like my sainted uncle Ernie once told me,

"Don't get old -- you won't like it."

[skeeter]

He styled himself as the "Dandy Highwayman," dressing in knee-length leather boots and frilly shirts, wearing Red Indian war paint across his cheeks.

Subtle innuendos follow.

[general_re]

During a preliminary hearing, the court heard that the singer, whose real name is Stuart Goddard Randy Jones, strode into the Prince of Wales pub in north London dressed in a cowboy hat and combat jacket and with a starting gun in his pocket.

[Destructor]

I've said it before, and I'll say it again. Listening to his own music finally pushed him over the edge!

[brewcrew]

with a starting gun in his pocket.

Hey, big boy, is that a starting gun in your pocket or are you just....oh, nevermind.

[Harrison Bergeron]

Once - and only once - was I ever ashamed to be of caucasian descent, and that was when Adam Ant performed as the token whitey for the landmark "25th Anniversary of Motown" TV special. I wanted to crawl into a hole.

[RichInOC]

Prince Charming, Prince Charming...
Ridicule is nothing to be scared of.

[aculeus]

Nothing jerkier (IMHO) than a grown man wearing a cowboy outfit in NYC, London or any non-Western city.

[tophat9000]

A new low in fake cowboys ..

We had “Goat Ropers” now we have “Ant Ropers”

[Shooter 2.5]

I'm in Dallas and I was following a car and the driver had the silliest cowboy hat on his head. It looked like he bought it at an amusment park gift shop. I checked the license plate and it said "Ohio". Figures.
The car was doing the speed limit, for Chr!st's sake!
There were at least 4 cars trying to pass.

[RoughDobermann]

Goddard left the pub and later flung a car alternator through the pub's window.

Have you ever had trouble with your automobile?
Have you ever had to push push push push?
Cartrouble oh yeah

[Physicist]

Sentencing was deferred until Oct. 2 to allow time for psychiatric reports to be prepared.

Rationalize 'til I'm blue in the face,
You can't lose if you throw the race.