[dirtboy]

Scientists in the past decade have discovered that remnants of ancient germ line infections called human endogenous retroviruses make up a substantial part of the human genome. Once thought to be merely "junk" DNA and inactive, many of these elements, in fact, perform functions in human cells.

Well, if this is the case, maybe DNA from other species occasionally invades the human genome and creates certain varieties of Democrats. For example, there very well could be some warthog DNA in Janet Reno's distant past. And Hillary, well, with those hips, one would speculate that the genes from a certain aquatic mammal from the rivers of Africa somehow climbed up into her family tree...

[Wonder Warthog]

"For example, there very well could be some warthog DNA in Janet Reno's distant past."

PLEASE! No self-respecting Warthog would have gotten within "ten-foot-pole" distance of any of Janet Reno's ancestors. The proof is that all Warthogs are FAR BETTER LOOKING than JR.

[ASA Vet]

there very well could be some warthog DNA in Janet Reno's distant past

Wonder Warthog, what do you have to say?
Is it true that your ancestors are responsible?