Video Of Bin Laden Shows he is Alive??

BushCountry.org ^ | 080102 | Jeremy Reynalds

[Senator Pardek]

I knew he was alive when I saw his July 4th video.

[Thane_Banquo]

They said the same thing about July 4. Methinks he is deceased. That is, he is an ex-man. He has shuffled off this mortal coil and joined the choir invisible. His metabolic processes are only of interest to historians.

[blam]

"I knew he was alive when I saw his July 4th video."

I expect the next tape will be just as convincing.

[sultan88]

In other words, he has reached room temperature.

[Straight Vermonter]

The last video of him showed that he was in such good health that he actually looked years younger.

[NeoCaveman]

He's dead Jim

[Dr. Eckleburg]

In other words, he has reached room temperature.

Much, MUCH warmer.

[Steve Eisenberg]

There is one similarity between the Bush administration and Al Quaeda: Published leaks coming from each of them are usually untrue. The Al Quaeda folks would love to hit us in August, and in every other month, but I wouldn't put any particular stock in this story.

[dighton]

'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This bin Laden is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!! He's f*****n' snuffed it!..... THIS IS AN EX-BIN LADEN!!

[Steve Eisenberg]

Much, MUCH warmer.

I only wish I could share your confidence. My guess, which has at least a 50% chance of being wrong, is that bin Laden, humiliated by his inability to quickly follow-up 9/11 with attacks comparable in scope, is laying low in hopes acts will soon speak louder than his words could. Don't underestimate our adversaries; they may be complete idiots, but it is safer to assume otherwise.

[sheik yerbouty]

He's with his pal, der fuhrer, somewhere in South America!

[LibWhacker]

. . . he is an ex-man . . .

He was never a man.

[Boss_Jim_Gettys]

"I knew he was alive when I saw his July 4th video."

Don't expect a lot from the August video. Sequels are usually quite inferior compared to the original.

[daviddennis]

They want $19.95 a year for a brace of video productions. One of them is

Osama bin Laden - The Latest Tape
Video - This latest tape includes 36 minutes of unreleased footage and 4 minutes of new content that appears to have been recorded in March, 2002. Complete with English subtitles, this is one of his most inspiring productions yet!

I'm going to guess the "new' footage was shot in March of 2001, not 2002. If he was really alive, they would surely have something more substantiative than four minutes(!) of bin Laden video?

Not worth $19.95 in my opinion, and I'm too squeamish to pay it anyway. I'd love to hear a review of it, though, or get a bootleg copy.

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[Uncle George]

I'll believe it when Binny is holding up todays copy of his favorite newspaper, the Washington Compost.

[demlosers]

[two23]

This bin Laden is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!! He's f*****n' snuffed it!..... THIS IS AN EX-BIN LADEN!!

You left out:

'E Shit the bed and rolled in it

[Steve Eisenberg]

Sequels are usually quite inferior compared to the original.

And in this case, thank God for that. These fellows are quite dangerous and should not be taken lightly even though their chances of pulling off something as big as 9/11 again are poor.

[Libertarianize the GOP]

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