(reprise) DFU SONG: Blame It on the Bossanova (Torrecelli does campaign donor's wife) 8-1-02

This is too much. A toy manufacturer gives big bucks to the Torricelli campaign and comes home from the office early one day. He catches his wife in bed with his candidate. No wonder Torricelli is such a big defender of Clinton. These are the dueling scumbags.

Russell worked so hard for this DemocRAT
But he did not know he's a scheming rat
He arrived at home…and what would he see
He saw the guy doing his wife, Uni

It was Robert Torricelli…right before his eyes
It was Robert Torricelli…who's quite small in size
He had poured much money into his campaign
But now what he was seeing's quite insane
It was Robert Torricelli…that worthless lump

(La-la-la-la-la)
It's Robert Torricelli…it's Robert Torricelli
It's Robert Torricelli…that worthless lump

Well he ran right out…out to buy a gun
Thanks to Brady's law…he could not get one
Robert got away…he got out the door
He'd live another day to boink some more

(La-la-la-la-la)
It's Robert Torricelli…it's Robert Torricelli
It's Robert Torricelli…that worthless lump

So the next campaign…Robert he decried
He gave lots of bucks to the other side
Yes, she broke his heart…it's a lesson learned
Those dealing with scum DemocRATS get burned

(La-la-la-la-la)
It's Robert Torricelli…it's Robert Torricelli
It's Robert Torricelli…that worthless lump

COMPLETE ARTICLE

EXCERPT:

Money isn't always the main reason he adopts a position. In 1989, after he was accused of having an affair with the wife of a major campaign donor, toy magnate and philanthropist Russell Berrie, Torricelli reportedly considered getting back at Berrie through tariff legislation that would have increased Berrie's import costs. Lautenberg, a friend of Berrie's, says he had to dissuade his New Jersey colleague from introducing the tariff measure. According to Lautenberg, thenRepresentative Torricelli "asked if I knew what Russ Berrie had done to him, and I said, well, it didn't matter, you couldn't use your legislative position to punish him for something he did to you personally. He got angry at me." That sparked a bitter division that led them to avoid speaking to each other for years, Lautenberg says, until Lautenberg decided to help Torricelli in his Senate race.

Ironically, Torricelli had introduced in 1987 and 1989 three bills designed to lower the tariff on unstuffed toys and dolls, legislation that would have benefited Berrie's company, The Wall Street Journal reported. When prices began rising for toy imports because of new trade rules, Berrie recalls, "I just said to him, 'Can you introduce legislation?'" But Berrie's friendship with Torricelli abruptly ended when he hired a private detective to track his wife Uni's suspected affairs, and discovered, he contends, that she was strolling hand in hand as lovers with Representative Torricelli; his name surfaced publicly during the Berries' bitter 1989 divorce. "It was really a double shock," Berrie says, since he'd been such a strong Torricelli supporter for years. A spokesman for Torricelli at the time acknowledged a "close personal friendship" between Torricelli and Mrs. Berrie, but denied an affair.

LOL

The fighting over me has not happened for a long time. I don't think I know how to handle it, but I'll give it a shot.

Here are all the LATEST SONGS. Lyrical attacks on Torricelli, Clinton, Garafalo, Rubin, Gore, the RATS over Traficant, Rev. Al, Hitlery, attorney Pozza, Biden's "doll hair," Daschle, Mad Maxine (over "Salomon Barney Frank," Tipper, Martha Stewart, Gray Davis, Mohammed, atty. Stanley Hilton, David Brock, Nadler, Reno, Arafat, Islam, Carville, etc.

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.