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DFU SONG: Blowin' in the Wind (wench Janeane Garafalo) 7-30-02
DFU SONG PARODIES
| 7-2002
| Lyrics, Doug from Upland
Posted on 07/30/2002 9:54:27 PM PDT by doug from upland
MIDI - BLOWIN' IN THE WIND
How many beers would it take for you to
do Janeane Garafalo
(Tell me) How many Bud Lights would you have to chug
to tell her please do not go
(Tell me) How many cases of good German ale
before you'd let your love flow
Well, the answer, my friends ---- they don't brew that much beer
The answer ---- they don't brew that much beer
How many gallons of Thunderbird wine
before you'd be drunk enough
(Tell me) Just how much Ripple you'd have to ingest
before you'd go for that stuff
(Tell me) How many liters at under two bucks
to see that wench in the buff
Well, the answer, my friends ---- the world is short of grapes
The answer ---- the world is short of grapes
How many Black Russians would you pour down
to keep from running away
(Tell me) How many quarts of some vodka or Scotch
to say, "I guess it's okay"
(Tell me) How many bowls of 200 proof punch
before you're ready to play
Well, the answer, my friends ---- they don't make that much booze
The answer ---- they don't make that much booze
The answer ---- they don't make that much booze
TOPICS: Business/Economy; Constitution/Conservatism; Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: americahater; disgusting; flaghater; wench; witch
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To: dutchess; StarFan; whoever
Hey, hey. There are now three people on my ping list.
To: doug from upland
Add me.
To: Paul Atreides
You got it, Paul. We're up to four!
To: doug from upland
Janeane Garofalo: Flag-Burning Chokes Me With Pride
Hollywood Investigator | July 30, 2002 | Marcus Rubyman
Posted on 07/30/2002 2:15 AM Pacific by Commie Basher
Funnygal Janeane Garofalo is "insulted" by Old Glory -- and "chokes with pride" when naked gays burn it! That was her shocking admission to L.A.'s hip & trendy Buzz magazine (which folded in 1998).
In a profile entitled "Don't Tread On Janeane," written by Trish Deitch Rohrer, Garofalo fumes: "Our country is founded on a sham: our forefathers were slave-owning rich white guys who wanted it their way. So when I see the American flag, I go, 'Oh my God, you're insulting me.' That you can have a gay parade on Christopher Street in New York, with naked men and women on a float cheering, 'We're here, we're queer!' -- that's what makes my heart swell. Not the flag, but a gay naked man or woman burning the flag. I get choked up with pride."
To: doug from upland
To: doug from upland
Modification necessary!
German ale should be German Pils, and you left out the Guinness Stout and the fine English bitters like Fuller's ESB and the famous Donnington's Best Bitter.
O.K., consider it "constructive criticism" and let's get some more brews into the "Who would do J-Garafadoof?"
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posted on
07/30/2002 10:08:41 PM PDT
by
Henchster
To: Hillarys Gate Cult
Thanks for sharing that GREAT SONG!
To: Henchster
I will take it as friendly constructive criticism. Well, how many German Pils would it take for you?
To: doug from upland
Please add me to your ping list. I am here right next to Upland, in Claremont, but haven't gone to any local Freep Meets yet. Did Janene G. do something bad lately that I didn't hear about??????
Barb in LACO
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posted on
07/30/2002 10:26:47 PM PDT
by
buffyt
To: doug from upland
YUCK I used to like her. NEVERMORE!!!!
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posted on
07/30/2002 10:27:24 PM PDT
by
buffyt
To: buffyt
You're on the list. Check Post No. 5 for what she did.
To: doug from upland
How many dead soldiers in the trash, Before you'd bust that a**?
Not enough, although five was enough to write the above doggerel :-).
To: doug from upland
Okay, you have done it now!
I am laughing so hard I can't breathe!
All over television and radio today, all I heard about was Springstein.
Doug, he ain't got the talent in his whole body for song writin' that you got in your little finger!
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To: ladyinred
I do okay with lyrics. Come on, we may disagree with him but he is very talented. Thanks.
To: HumanaeVitae
Five beers tonight? It's Tuesday, not the weekend. :)
To: doug from upland
She needs to get 'choked up' by John Holmes!
Add me to your ping list too. =~)
To: rockfish59
I think she'd prefer Joanna Holmes. Besides, he is dead.
You're on the list.
To: doug from upland
She sounds like the blacks when they're talking about the Confederate flag. If Janeane is insulted by the American flag, then maybe we should ban it for her? After all, if one or two people are offended by "under God" in the Pledge then we could use the same rationale for the flag. I'm offended by her, think there's any chance we can ban her?
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posted on
07/30/2002 11:03:48 PM PDT
by
Contra
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