[mhking]

"Hold muh beer, 'n watch this!"

[Wright is right!]

"However, beer-drinking passengers should take advantage of stops at stations along the route because the train has no toilets."

A re-invention of the "Chinese Fire Drill" comes to mind. No terlets? What WERE they THINKING?

It being Japan, you can probably have a smoke with your beer. As a guy I met outside the Atlanta airport said in bemoaning the smoke-free bars there, "If I can't smoke, why would I want to DRINK?"

Michael

[donozark]

I thought you were a "head" not a "juicer?" Good thing this ain't dope the Nips are passing out or we would lose a lot of new posters here on FR.

[Isle of sanity in CA]

This could rekindle Americans interest in mass transit!!!

Imagine the subways in NYC with kegs on every car.

[general_re]

Now I've been happy lately, thinking about the good things to come,
And I believe it could be, something good has begun,

Oh, I've been smiling lately, dreaming about the world as one,
And I believe it could be, some day it's going to come,

Cause out on the edge of darkness, there rides a beer train,
Oh, beer train take this country, come take me home again,

Now I've been smiling lately, thinking about the good things to come,
And I believe it could be, something good has begun,

Oh, beer train sounding louder,
Glide on the beer train,
Come on now beer train,
Yes, beer train holy roller,

Everyone jump up on the beer train,
Come on now beer train,

Get your bags together, go bring your good friends too,
Cause it's getting nearer, it soon will be with you,

Now come and join the living, it's not so far from you,
And it's getting nearer, soon it will all be true,

Now I've been crying lately, thinking about the world as it is,
Why must we go on hating, why can't we live in bliss,

Cause out on the edge of darkness, there rides a beer train,
Oh, beer train take this country, come take me home again...

[Wolfie]

The Japanese are vociferous drinkers. This has disaster written all over it.