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DFU SONG: I Am Woman (I am rabbi with a gun) 6-23-02
DFU SONG PARODIES ^
| 6-2002
| Lyrics, Doug from Upland
Posted on 06/23/2002 2:32:38 PM PDT by doug from upland
MIDI - I AM WOMAN
I am rabbi with a gun
I will be victim of no one
So you terrorists are warned, don't mess with me
I will shoot you if I must
you'll be the one who's turned to dust
On the streets of Brooklyn, you are gonna see
So you can bet the whole farm
there won't be another Holocaust
This time we'll stand up
too many people we've lost
We're committed, we will defend ourselves
We are strong
I'm set to lock and load
I am rabbi
I am rabbi with a gun and
I am never gonna run and
It is time you terrorists should be afraid
We will hunt you day and night and
you're the ones who'll feel frightened
In your stinking countries you will wish you stayed
So you can bet the whole farm
there won't be another Holocaust
This time we'll stand up
too many people we've lost
We're committed, we will defend ourselves
We are strong
I'm set to lock and load
I am rabbi
I am rabbi with a gun and
I am set to get it done and
For the scum among us we've a big surprise
If attacks you will be trying
you're the ones who will be dying
And around your bodies soon will come the flies
So you can bet the whole farm
there won't be another Holocaust
This time we'll stand up
too many people we've lost
We're committed, we will defend ourselves
We are strong
I'm set to lock and load
And so, it's a promise not a dare
Behave or please be aware
Bullets will fly through the air
TOPICS: Business/Economy; Constitution/Conservatism; Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Government; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: 2ndamendment; defendyourself; neveragain; terroristsbeware
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To: doug from upland
ROFL!
To: doug from upland; Snow Bunny; Alamo-Girl; Republican Wildcat; Howlin; Fred Mertz; onyx; SusanUSA; ..
Song Parody Pingaroo! LOL!
Please let me know if you want ON or OFF my ping list!. . .don't be shy.
To: MeeknMing; hobbes1; riley1992; xsmommy; RikaStrom
Well boys, we know they are familiar with the tune... LOL (/ducking)
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To: doug from upland
Oh, dfu, yer killin' me here. BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
(I'm sending this to Rabbi Lloyd ;^)
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posted on
06/23/2002 2:49:22 PM PDT
by
AnnaZ
To: AnnaZ
Please do send it to him. I'd love him to have it recorded.
I love it, History's image of the little Orthodox Jewish guy being pounded by the neighborhood bully is going. Whether it is one of the best armies in the world (Israel), one of the best professional wrestlers in the world (Goldberg) or even some of the toughest wise guys in the world (Bugsy,Meyer, and Dutch), the times are achanging
Jewish Rabbis with shotguns. Bring them on. No more Jewish patsies. Lessons learned.
To: All
To: doug from upland
Sent.
Did you listen to his interview? He actually has a great sense of humor.
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posted on
06/23/2002 3:02:06 PM PDT
by
AnnaZ
To: doug from upland; MeeknMing
LOL!
To: doug from upland
From the Rabbi:
Great song! I'm very grateful! Thank you! Yakove Lloyd, Jewish Defense Group
;^)
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posted on
06/23/2002 3:45:17 PM PDT
by
AnnaZ
To: doug from upland; MeeknMing; dennisw; veronica
BUMP!
PING!!
To: AnnaZ
Sorry I missed it. I hope to catch the archives.
To: AnnaZ
Thanks for the note from him. You've put a big smile on my face.
To: All
The Unspun interview ---
CLICK
To: doug from upland
For every Jew a .22 .....at least! For Doug and other good Christians you already know that a disarmed people are a foolish people.
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posted on
06/23/2002 6:27:07 PM PDT
by
dennisw
To: doug from upland; MeeknMing; dennisw; veronica
SHA --- RAT-A-TAT-TAT -- LOM!
To: dennisw; doug from upland
For every Jew a .22 .....at least! For Doug and other good Christians you already know that a disarmed people are a foolish people.
JPFO
[Jews For The Preservation Of Firearms Ownership -- America's Preeminent Firearms Organization]
ROCKS!
To: Brian Allen
JPFO [Jews For The Preservation Of Firearms Ownership -- America's Preeminent Firearms Organization] ROCKS! Right on, man! Support them all you can -- whatever you give the NRA give also to this organization.
Left-wingers in this country had better wake up -- they're supporting the wrong side of the gun issue. Jews for the Preservation of Firearms Ownership has great documentation AND anecdotal stories about how it would have been much more difficult, if not impossible, for the Holocaust to have happen had not only Jews but also regular German citizens been armed...
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