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DFU SONG: I Am Woman (I am rabbi with a gun) 6-23-02
DFU SONG PARODIES ^ | 6-2002 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

Posted on 06/23/2002 2:32:38 PM PDT by doug from upland

MIDI - I AM WOMAN

I am rabbi with a gun…I will be victim of no one
So you terrorists are warned, don't mess with me

I will shoot you if I must…you'll be the one who's turned to dust
On the streets of Brooklyn, you are gonna see

So you can bet the whole farm…there won't be another Holocaust
This time we'll stand up…too many people we've lost
We're committed, we will defend ourselves
We are strong…I'm set to lock and load…I am rabbi

I am rabbi with a gun and…I am never gonna run and
It is time you terrorists should be afraid

We will hunt you day and night and…you're the ones who'll feel frightened
In your stinking countries you will wish you stayed

So you can bet the whole farm…there won't be another Holocaust
This time we'll stand up…too many people we've lost
We're committed, we will defend ourselves
We are strong…I'm set to lock and load…I am rabbi

I am rabbi with a gun and…I am set to get it done and
For the scum among us we've a big surprise

If attacks you will be trying…you're the ones who will be dying
And around your bodies soon will come the flies

So you can bet the whole farm…there won't be another Holocaust
This time we'll stand up…too many people we've lost
We're committed, we will defend ourselves
We are strong…I'm set to lock and load

And so, it's a promise not a dare
Behave or please be aware
Bullets will fly through the air


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KEYWORDS: 2ndamendment; defendyourself; neveragain; terroristsbeware
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1 posted on 06/23/2002 2:32:38 PM PDT by doug from upland
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To: doug from upland
ROFL!
2 posted on 06/23/2002 2:40:47 PM PDT by MeekOneGOP
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To: doug from upland; Snow Bunny; Alamo-Girl; Republican Wildcat; Howlin; Fred Mertz; onyx; SusanUSA; ..
Song Parody Pingaroo! LOL!

Please let me know if you want ON or OFF my ping list!. . .don't be shy.
3 posted on 06/23/2002 2:44:27 PM PDT by MeekOneGOP
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To: MeeknMing; hobbes1; riley1992; xsmommy; RikaStrom
Well boys, we know they are familiar with the tune... LOL (/ducking)
4 posted on 06/23/2002 2:45:59 PM PDT by NeoCaveman
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To: doug from upland
Oh, dfu, yer killin' me here. BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
 
(I'm sending this to Rabbi Lloyd ;^)

6 posted on 06/23/2002 2:49:22 PM PDT by AnnaZ
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To: AnnaZ
Please do send it to him. I'd love him to have it recorded.
7 posted on 06/23/2002 2:51:26 PM PDT by doug from upland
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I love it, History's image of the little Orthodox Jewish guy being pounded by the neighborhood bully is going. Whether it is one of the best armies in the world (Israel), one of the best professional wrestlers in the world (Goldberg) or even some of the toughest wise guys in the world (Bugsy,Meyer, and Dutch), the times are achanging

Jewish Rabbis with shotguns. Bring them on. No more Jewish patsies. Lessons learned.

8 posted on 06/23/2002 2:55:26 PM PDT by catonsville
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NY RABBI DEFIANT ON ARMED PATROLS
9 posted on 06/23/2002 2:55:52 PM PDT by doug from upland
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To: doug from upland
Sent.
 
Did you listen to his interview? He actually has a great sense of humor.

10 posted on 06/23/2002 3:02:06 PM PDT by AnnaZ
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To: doug from upland; MeeknMing
LOL!
11 posted on 06/23/2002 3:21:55 PM PDT by knighthawk
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To: doug from upland
From the Rabbi:
Great song! I'm very grateful! Thank you! Yakove Lloyd, Jewish Defense Group
;^)

12 posted on 06/23/2002 3:45:17 PM PDT by AnnaZ
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To: doug from upland; MeeknMing; dennisw; veronica
BUMP!
PING!!

13 posted on 06/23/2002 5:38:24 PM PDT by Brian Allen
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To: AnnaZ
Sorry I missed it. I hope to catch the archives.
14 posted on 06/23/2002 5:55:45 PM PDT by doug from upland
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To: AnnaZ
Thanks for the note from him. You've put a big smile on my face.
15 posted on 06/23/2002 6:01:21 PM PDT by doug from upland
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To: All
The Unspun interview --- CLICK
16 posted on 06/23/2002 6:08:50 PM PDT by doug from upland
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To: doug from upland
For every Jew a .22 .....at least! For Doug and other good Christians you already know that a disarmed people are a foolish people.
17 posted on 06/23/2002 6:27:07 PM PDT by dennisw
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To: doug from upland; MeeknMing; dennisw; veronica
SHA --- RAT-A-TAT-TAT -- LOM!
18 posted on 06/23/2002 8:00:57 PM PDT by Brian Allen
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For every Jew a .22 .....at least! For Doug and other good Christians you already know that a disarmed people are a foolish people.

JPFO
[Jews For The Preservation Of Firearms Ownership -- America's Preeminent Firearms Organization]
ROCKS!

19 posted on 06/23/2002 8:05:55 PM PDT by Brian Allen
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JPFO [Jews For The Preservation Of Firearms Ownership -- America's Preeminent Firearms Organization] ROCKS!

Right on, man! Support them all you can -- whatever you give the NRA give also to this organization.

Left-wingers in this country had better wake up -- they're supporting the wrong side of the gun issue. Jews for the Preservation of Firearms Ownership has great documentation AND anecdotal stories about how it would have been much more difficult, if not impossible, for the Holocaust to have happen had not only Jews but also regular German citizens been armed...

20 posted on 06/23/2002 8:18:32 PM PDT by wayne_shrugged
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