Hillary Clinton: Put 9/11 Heroes On Wheaties Box

Ny Daily News ^ | 6/22/02 | Timothy J. Burger

[punster]

Putting Hitlery's face on the Wheaties boxes would probably nauseate everyone and cause them to totally lose any interest in eating Wheaties. That would effectively kill the brand name.

That is proof that Hitlery is a cereal killer.

[Joy Angela]

I can see it now....

** Surprise Inside Each Box!! **

Your very own CD of American's Finest BOOOOOOing Hillary on Stage in New York last fall!

Hmmmm. Maybe the *real* reason Hillary want's to see the Hero's of New York on a Box of Wheaties is because she wants to pour their little crinkly bodies into a bowl...and eat them.

Crunch, crunch, crunch.

Ah, look at Hillary smile!

[goldilucky]

Everything Hillary does is strictly political. Next she'll be getting credit for her part in seeing those heroes on a cereal box is because it will give her good publicity for her campaign run for presidency not too far down the line. There is nothing real about this woman. She is simply a beast in the heart.

[RonF]

And this differentiates her from every other politician how?

[ChasingFletch]

"I'd like to see her in a box."...

You can't be suggesting a coffin? Nah that's wrong, let's just "bury" her with the truth of her strange personal needs (brought on by that tough-a$$ father of her's)........which are not good for this country......quite to the contrary !!!!!!!!

[ChasingFletch]

"Hilary's?"......spelling tough ?????

[ChasingFletch]

"pi$$ on this idea just because Hilary".....

How about pissing on that spelling you're using !

[Rollee]

A giant specimen jar filled with formaldhyde would work just as nicely. It needs to have an air-tight lid and be kept in a locked cabinet.