How's this for a bumper sticker:
Just a thought.
TERRORISM SUPPORTS RON KIRK !
'Course, that's a little long for a bumper sticker, so how about instead,
OSAMA ENDORSES RON KIRK !
I do so look forward to having a big enough and politically active enough Lebanese Shiite and Pali community here in the States that we can enjoy synagogue burnings and bombings like they do in France. </sarcasm>