Caption Time - People in the News

Yahoo! (AP/Reuters) ^ | June 8, 2002

[RippleFire]

OK, who dumped garbage in the general's garden?

1. Pakistani military officials surround the wreckage of an unnamed spy plane near Lahore on June 8. REUTERS/Mohsin Raza

In case of emergency, shove Vance Bass out the airlock

2. Given his choice, the new commander of the International Space Station Valery Korzun would rather see supermodel Cindy Crawford than boy-band icon Lance Bass (L) become the next space tourist to visit the station. Korzun joked about his preference when asked about a possible visit by Bass, during a hookup with reporters on June 8, 2002. Photo by Rose Prouser/Reuters REUTERS/Rose Prouser

He: Snort, snuffle, slurp.
She: (I hope I have some hand sanitizer in my purse!)

3. Palestinian leader Yasser Arafat, right, kisses the hand of Japanese Foreign Minister Yoriko Kawaguchi after their meeting at Arafat's office in the West Bank town of Ramallah Saturday June 8, 2002. (AP Photo/ Nasser Nasser)

The 5 Amigos practice the secret handshake

4. From left, Ismail Noka, Bishop Monib Youkem, Palestinian leader Yasser Arafat, Bishop Kristian Krause and Prasanna Samuel leave Arafat's office after the visit of a delegation from the Lutheran World Federation in the West Bank town of Ramallah, Friday, June 7, 2002. The Palestinian leader asked the United States Friday to convene a Mideast peace conference as quickly as possible. (AP Photo/Nasser Nasser)

[RippleFire]

Concerning number 4: What we need is a "Steel Cage Death Match" between Hillary's pantsuit, "Old Crusty", and Fishface's uniform, "Unmade Bed".

[F.J. Mitchell]

Don't drop the soap Yasser.

[Paul Atreides]

Pictuer 1: Pakistani officials investigate wreckage in, the last of, Roger Clinton's marijuana gardens.

[Paul Atreides]

Picture 2: Dude, you're gettin' a Dell!

[Paul Atreides]

Picture 3: "I can't wait to tell him that's the hand my dog licked a couple of minutes ago."

[Paul Atreides]

Picture 4: Arafat: "Can you exorcise my wife? She hasn't been the same since Hillary Clinton kissed her!"

[Charles Henrickson]

4. From left, Ismail Noka, Bishop Monib Youkem, Palestinian leader Yasser Arafat, Bishop Kristian Krause and Prasanna Samuel leave Arafat's office after the visit of a delegation from the Lutheran World Federation. . . .

Don't mistake these guys for real Lutherans. There are a number of Lutheran church bodies (like my own LCMS) who do not belong to the ultra-liberal LWF.

(AP Photo/Nasser Nasser)

Okay, okay!!

[Charles Henrickson]

#2:

All your Bass are belong to us.

[End_Clintonism_Now]

[End_Clintonism_Now]

The Real Clinton Legacy

[Fredgoblu]

No. 2:

K. D. Lange and Cindy Crawford announce their engagement.