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From the Jenin petition:

7002. Conspiracy nut
Somebody should also investigate the thousands of Palestinians that were reported to have been given forcible sex-change operations, turned into women and forced to play for the newest expansion team (I think it's Topeka) in the WNBA. The international community doesn't want to confirm that this really happened, which is why the UN won't investigate.
7019. Bart
The reverse vampires, under the supervision of the Rand corporation, have used the Trilateral Commission to remove the bodies of the murdered Palestinians in Jenin. What will it take to get the world to accept the TRUTH?
7026. Nelson
Bart, get bent! The terrorists weren't killed at Jenin and their bodies hidden! They are being kept alive in cyogenic suspension a mile beneath the South Pole. It was a joint operation of the Church of Scientology and the Borg. Who else could pull that kind of an operation together?