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To: sleavelessinseattle
I never STUDIED law!

I took the ACME correspondence course. But my check bounced and they refused to send my diploma and decoder ring!

135 posted on 05/28/2002 6:36:17 PM PDT by PsyOp
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To: PsyOp
THAT ACME company...They installed a substandard power cord on their Little Giant Ice Cube maker and RUINED my last record attempt to ski jump across the grand canyon!!! I'd love to drop a piano on that guy...GRRRRR And don't even mention the earthquake pills...Talk about negligent product labeling!!!Not effective on roadrunners...NOW they tell me! Haven't they ever heard of highlighted Bold Text??? I'm in my 40's! I can't read that chicken scratch at the bottom!

And the day I took that whole bottle was the day I had to get my Drivers license picture taken! I'm just a blur!!! They took 5 tries but the ceiling tiles were falling down from the vibration after that and there was this weird air raid siren coming out of nowhere...BR SS

146 posted on 05/28/2002 8:13:01 PM PDT by sleavelessinseattle
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To: PsyOp
How high? you know...The Acme check? how high did it bounce? I have a dollar that stretches every time I go to this one store...this materials science is fascinatin'
148 posted on 05/28/2002 8:16:29 PM PDT by sleavelessinseattle
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