[Mulder]

I don't need Nanny government "teaching me the hard way".

The tyrants want us to lick their boots. Screw them.

[Fred Mertz]

Sounds to me like a good weekend for revenue and conditioning training.

[Indrid Cold]

For $16 a month, you can have pre-paid legal insurance, which is pretty much like having a big-city lawyer in your back pocket. If you get popped for no seat belt or speeding in some weird little hick town (like I live in), your own personal lawyer will come to that backwoods court and appear for you (you don't even have to show up), all at no extra cost to you. Best money I've spent, I swear.