Man takes a 'bite' out of chicken nugget

Cosmiverse/Annanova ^ | April 30, 2002 | Cosmiverse Staff Writer

[prisoner6]

Man takes a 'bite' out of chicken nugget

April 30, 2002 8:30 CDT

A gentleman in Norway sat down to eat his lunch and found his chicken nuggets to be a bit crunchier than he anticipated. After a mouthful without incident, he found himself biting on something hard and unrelenting. Upon isolating the offending object in his mouth, he found himself staring at, of all things, a tooth.

Thinking at first that he had chipped one of his own teeth, he gingerly felt around and took inventory. To his relief, all his teeth seemed to be intact. To his increasing horror, he came to the inescapable conclusion that this result could only mean that if the tooth did not belong to him, then the tooth belonged to someone else.

A dentist examined the item and concurred with Chris Hunt's initial diagnosis: "It could be a milk tooth or an old tooth. But a tooth it is", confirmed Odd Lillegard.

The owner of the factory that produced the nuggets was contacted and they are "investigating" the complaint. A representative from the Prior Factory admitted that on occasion it has happened that a foreign object somehow has gotten into their final product. He insists that this is the first time a tooth has been discovered.

[prisoner6]

Chandra?????

Sorry.

prisoner6

[NoCurrentFreeperByThatName]

Parts are parts...

[TrappedInLiberalHell]

"I found a tooth in my chicken nugget!" He said incidentally. < /tom swiftie>

[Rudder]

Didn't know that chickens have teeth...must be a GM chicken.

[Leisler]

A free tooth in parts of Maine would be considered a prize.

[xm177e2]

GROOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAN

[Maurice Tift]

He insists that this is the first time a tooth has been discovered.

There was that incident with the shrunken human head, but nooo.... this is the first time we had a tooth!

[metesky]

Thay, you knew I'd thee that, didn't you? Tho what?

[Quila]

In the U.S., there would be a million dollar lawsuit after this. In Europe, you can probably expect the standard restitution if he got hurt (if you are hurt someplace, say food poisoning, they pay doctor's bills and work missed, you don't pay for the meal, you get maybe 1-2K or so in "pain money" and the matter's closed).

[Charles Henrickson]

"Uff da!"

[Charles Henrickson]

"I found a tooth in my chicken nugget!" He said incidentally. < /tom swiftie>

I bet he was in a foul mood. < /henrickson>

[Leisler]

I consider jello hard food. A chicken nugget might as well be a quahog.

[makoman]

The next thing you know, they will start serving up chicken lips!

[boris]

Was it al dente?

[Wm Bach]

Boooo! LOL