[FairWitness]

Undertime is real. Below is a testimonial to managing Under-time, written in 1995. No, I don't know who Dave Barry is, but he deserves the credit anyway.

You're kidding that you don't know who Dave Berry is! Aren't you?

[LurkedLongEnough]

You're kidding that you don't know who Dave Berry (sic) is! Aren't you?

Shucks, you got me there... For any other poor soul who doesn't know who Dave Barry is, check out this website: The automated Dave Barry column generator.