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DFU SONG: La donna mobile (yes, Maxine is a b*tch) 3-26-02
DFU SONG PARODIES ^ | 3-2002 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

Posted on 03/26/2002 5:43:37 PM PST by doug from upland

MIDI - La donna è mobile

Maxine, you are a b*tch…Caruso, that is rich
Oh, yes, he called it right…what insight

Maxine, why must you breathe…your people you deceive
You're evil, we can see…as bad as Hillary

Maxine, you love Fidel…both of you, go to h*ll
You lowlife socialist…may you always be dissed

While L.A. was burning…in the hood you're dancing
You had got your wish…whites got what they deserved
Got what they deserved
Honkies got what they deserved

Maxine, you are a b*tch…Caruso, that is rich
Oh, yes, he called it right…what insight

Yuk, who could sleep with you…we do not have a clue
Please pass me the barf bag…you are a wretched hag

Jesse and you both suck…anything for a buck
Your mouths are very big…you are both racist pigs

While L.A. was burning…in the hood you're dancing
You had got your wish…whites got what they deserved
Got what they deserved
Honkies got what they deserved


TOPICS: Cuba; Culture/Society; Government; Politics/Elections; US: California
KEYWORDS: bitch; burnbabyburn; california; cuba; hillaryesque; losangeles; maxinewaters; worthless
Well, it was a guy named Caruso. It called out for opera.
1 posted on 03/26/2002 5:43:37 PM PST by doug from upland
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CARUSO STORY
2 posted on 03/26/2002 5:49:11 PM PST by doug from upland
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To: StarFan
Ping
3 posted on 03/26/2002 7:18:27 PM PST by doug from upland
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To: doug from upland
I just gotta say, Doug, that is the thinnest reason for writing what is, a fairly funny song. These are the words my brother and sisters and I sang for our parents 50'th Wedding Anniversary party:

La donna mobile...
Did you get yours today...
I got mine yesterday...
That's why I walk this way...!

We're talkin' about the CD again, bud. Now if I can just keep us sober enough, we'll make it happen. First recordings will probably start April 15 ->20. My first nephew from Chicago, Ian - Guitar, Bass, Drums and vocals, and my Nazi-nephew, Robert - vocals and Black Russians, will converge on Casa Gonzo then, and we'll lay some tracks down, with Andy and Hollywood-Bob.

Keep yer fingers crossed, pally, and stay well and vigilant..........FRegards

4 posted on 03/26/2002 7:58:14 PM PST by gonzo
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To: doug from upland
Bravo! Bravo DFU! Opera, eh? You're bringin' culture to the joint.
5 posted on 03/26/2002 8:01:53 PM PST by socal_parrot
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Good news. I'll start working on a list of favorites. Will you also have a female singer?
6 posted on 03/26/2002 8:24:56 PM PST by doug from upland
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"...Will you also have a female singer?..."

No, but I can kick Robert in-the-balls if you need a high-pitched voice.......FRegards

7 posted on 03/26/2002 10:12:46 PM PST by gonzo
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If you kick him hard enough, can he sound like Streisand?
8 posted on 03/27/2002 7:42:48 AM PST by doug from upland
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To: doug from upland
We should add another stanza to include Conyers, Jackson Jr. and Sheila Jackson Lee in the mix of racist socialist pigs. BTW, O'Reilly plans to cover this story tonight.
9 posted on 03/27/2002 3:35:45 PM PST by StarFan
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To: doug from upland
"...If you kick him hard enough, can he sound like Streisand? ...

Well, Doug, when he hit the trailor-hitch at the Indy-500, he sounded more like Minny Ripperton (RIP - She could really sing!), than B.S., but I'll ask him how hard to kick!

Stay well, pal..........FRegards

10 posted on 03/29/2002 12:33:16 AM PST by gonzo
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