Clinton Proposes Airline Revival Plan (Humor)

Clinton Presidential Library (Parody) ^ | 23 March 2002 | William J. Clinton

[Rubber Ducky]

Federal Aviation Agency
800 Independence Avenue S.W.
Washington D.C. 20591

Dear Sirs;

I have the solution for the prevention of hijackings, and at the same time getting our airline industry back on its feet. Since men of the Muslim religion are not allowed to look at naked women we should replace all of our female flight attendants with strippers. Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing a naked woman, and of course, everyone in this country would start flying again in hopes of seeing a naked woman. We would have no more hijackings, and the airline industry would have record sales.

Now why didn't Congress think of this?

Sincerely,

Bill Clinton

[Rubber Ducky]

Best suggestion Willy has offered us yet.

[meenie]

"I er-did not see that naked woman," said Willie when confronted by the little woman.

[Steve0113]

Bump for a great idea.