Michael Moore Gets the Lileks Treatment

http://www.lileks.com/screed/moore.html ^ | 3/21/02 | James Lileks

[Lib Buster]

If you ask me, Michael Moore is a gasbag who, if stuck with a pin, would fly around the room until he ended up on the floor as three pounds of wrinkled hot-dog skin and a sweat-stained ballcap. And if he is a balloon, that would mean that his penis is twisted in a tight little knot.

Which would certainly explain a lot.

His latest book is “Lazy Black Men,” a blistering indictment of fatherless inner-city culture. No, wait, sorry, that’s a book by some hate-filled racist, published by Death to Zog Press. Moore’s book is “Stupid White Men,” a blistering indictment of fellow multimillionaires who behave in ways Mr. Moore finds objectionable. It’s apparently selling well, and good for him; I always enjoy seeing class warriors kicked into the 38% tax bracket.

[Lib Buster]

Click the link for a new Lileks classic...What a genius this man is!

[Shermy]

I think he lurks or posts on FR. Best explanation for his knowledge about the Arcata Eye story.

[DallasMike]

Lileks' Gallery of Regrettable Food site is hands-down the funniest place on the internet.

[Bob J]

Tonight on Radio Free Republic we have "On Target" with host John Bender! Tonight, Johns guest is Charles Cunningham, Director of Federal Affairs for the NRA!

Following John at 7pm/10pm, we have a special edition of RFR hosted by ALOHA RONNIE! AR, a Veteran of the Battle of IA DRANG-1965 / Landing Zone Falcon (3 mins out from Landing Zone X-Ray), who will be reviewing "We Were Soldiers"! AR will taking lots of calls!

To listen in while you FReep, go to theFRN Homepage and scroll down the left side for the RadioFR button!

[ChadGore]

Shouldn't mike moore be on the "mighty whiteys" t shirt ?

[Stultis]

BWAHAHAHAHA!

[Cato the Censor]

I hear tell that Michael Moore's T shirt, underwear,socks and jockey briefs need fumigation everyday at 12 noon.

[Cato the Censor]

I hear tell that Michael Moore's T shirt, underwear,socks and jockey briefs need fumigation everyday at 12 noon.

[CrossCheck]

I read the Daily Bleat and the Screed religiously, but had never read the Gallery of Regrettable Food. I gotta tell ya, I have tears running down my cheeks. Thanks for the find. Lileks can be viciously funny, if that makes sense.

[CyberAnt]

I remember reading several of his stories from the San Diego Daily Transcript, during the election campaign. I was so impressed with the articles, I posted them on FR. I sent him an email with a link to the story. Hmmmm?

[sneakypete]

Click the link for a new Lileks classic...

DAMN! And here I was hoping that "Lileks" was a brand name of rope.