[Alas]

Look closely, you can see the monkey genes and pond scum in their eyes

[js1138]

I see the pond scum, but where are the human characteristics?

[Brett66]

This is probably a failed evolutionary test. It looks like a proto-human/turd combination.

[My2Cents]

Two problems: 1) These examples of life are too advanced. Better candidates for missing links are Barbara Boxer, Hillary!, and Robt. Byrd. Barney Frank was a possible candidate, until it was determined that he does not reproduce. 2) The other problem is that all of these life forms are not precursors of homo sapien, but are dead-ends on the evolutionary tree. They are species that are going extinct (or we can hope).

[RoughDobermann]

[Dick Bachert]

We hear that other members of this "group" will soon be releasing CDs of some of THEIR favs. In the meantime, enjoy these ditties from their lead sinner SINGER (yeah, "singer," that's the ticket)!

[Dick Bachert]

If there is any pond scum out there with a waterproof PC, you will DEFINITELY be getting FLAMED...

[Bullish]

That's a punch in the eye to honest, hard working pond scum everywhere.

You owe pond scum a BIG apology.

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

I see no link between these three and any modern or even, proto-human. None whatsoever.

[Dawgsquat]