Egypt's Al-Azhar Clerics: We declare war on America

MEM-RI The Middle East Media Research Institute ^ | November 2, 2001 | Egypt's Al-Azhar University

[vannrox]

OK. Here is what our Allies REALLY think...

[Paleo Conservative]

What is the potential energy of the water held by the Aswan Dam?

[null and void]

How to turn a pyramid into a crater, in one easy lesson...

[Hugin]

If they declare war on us, can we stop sending them aid?

[jerrymdss]

Ok, now go back under your rock...

[crystalk]

Why, oh why, are we giving these people billions in aid every year? Why does Bush meet with Mubarak, who does nothing while Christian churches are burned, while Christians are killed?

[Publius6961]

Egypt's Al-Azhar Clerics: We declare war on America

This kinda rang a bell in my mind.
Why don't we ever see clerics as suicide bombers?
Or leading an attack on the battlefield?

[Dog Gone]

OK. Here is what our Allies REALLY think...

It sounds about the same as what we hear from American professors.

[denydenydeny]

It was completely successful in sowing hatred and loathing in the hearts of [people] of the entire world by means of its policy, a policy of double standard, primarily in all things regarding Islamic and Arab affairs…

Not one word about Kosovo. And Clinton thought it would make the Muslims love him.

[sheik yerbouty]

"Thou hast said it...." May you share the waters of Lake Nasser!

[demkicker]

"If they declare war on us, can we stop sending them aid?"

I'll be laughing till next week over this, thanks!

[Savage Beast]

Americans have a long fuse but an unforgettable explosion.

[RightWhale]

If they wish to make war on America, they will have to get in line. The list is already fairly lengthy. Maybe their number will come up next year.

[tet68]

This is a war against Islam, as the leaders of the West and the leaders of the U.S. have said. We have no choice but to declare our own position: Are we with Islam or are we with Bush?

Think carefully now, your lives depend on it.

You have to ask yourself,"Do I feel lucky in Jihad?"

Well, do you?

[drew]

Cool. We should declare war back and bomb them back into the Stone Age, to the extent that they're not there already.

[Brilliant]

"Islam is a peaceful religion."

[gaspar]

In the American melting pot, Muslims don't melt.

[ChadGore]

but but but . . how can this be ?!?1 islam is a peacefull religion ?!

HAHAHAHAHAHahahahahaha

[Don Joe]

"The list is already fairly lengthy."

Yeah, but I think it'll be getting shorter in a hurry, thanks to the Army, Marines, Navy, Airforce, CIA...