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Funny stuff...There was Arab young man on a beach on the Med, and while he is walking, he finds that the waves have left a lamp, resembling Aladdin's, at his very feet! He picks the lamp up, and upon rubbing it, there is a flash of light, smoke, and a sound like thunder!. There, right in front of him was an enormous genie. as his eyes gazed upward, to his horror he saw that the genie was wearing a long black caftan, and a wagon wheel sized , black fur hat. He began shaking when he noticed the genie's long sidecurls, and thoughts of flight entered the young man's head. The genie then said: Do not be afraid! I am a genie, and I will grant any wish you make. The arab pondered, and then spoke to the genie. He said: "I would like to have such mighty manhood, that the end of it is a mere inch off the ground!" The genie then replied: "effendi, your wish is my command! Done!" There was a huge clatter, and the peal of thunder, and much smoke! The young man opened his eyes, and gazed downward. The genie had granted his most fervent wish, and had shortened his legs! Bi la kaifa('nuff said)