1 posted on
01/10/2002 1:16:29 PM PST by
GeneD
To: GeneD
I just love this!
To: GeneD
Aw, gee. I'd sure like to say I'm sorry, but I'm just not that good a liar. snort!
3 posted on
01/10/2002 1:23:21 PM PST by
redhead
To: GeneD
With the imprisonment of these poor souls, it is time
for conscientous Americans to come together and form
a support organization. I propose the formation of
People for the Ethical Treatment of Al-qaeda
Prisoners Imprisoned at Guantamo.
Please help
this fund and send financial support to the local
People for the Ethical Treatment of Al-qaeda
Prisoners Imprisoned at Guantamo office.
Create bumperstickers and let your congressmen know
we support this effort.
People for the Ethical
Treatment of Al-qaeda Prisoners Imprisoned at Guantamo
will use the acronym PETAPIG.
Thank you, and remember PET A PIG today.
[It's a joke--quit throwing things!]
5 posted on
01/10/2002 1:24:12 PM PST by
TomGuy
To: GeneD
This makes me cry - for joy!
To: GeneD
Maybe they'll all escape and we'll have to invade Cuba. Is this wishful thinking?
I'd love another Caribbean beach resort. Fine Cuban stogies, palm trees, latina women, baseball....does it get any better?
To: GeneD
US officials say the base is surrounded by mangrove swamps, salt marshes and dense bush - and the sea is shark-infested.
Not to mention the man eating plants and killer bees and leeches the size of cabbages.
8 posted on
01/10/2002 1:30:02 PM PST by
Asclepius
To: GeneD
But members of a movement that tried to prevent women working may be disconcerted to find that some of their guards are women. And of course Janet Reno should be put in charge of security.
9 posted on
01/10/2002 1:31:10 PM PST by
hang 'em
To: GeneD
They need to watch out. Chainlink topped with wood is an open invitation to escape. They should cover that wood on the inside with sheetmetal, pipe 6" apart, stinging nettles or something. Those guys will climb right up that chainlink and work their way out.
To: GeneD
Hmmmm..... Not comfortable, but humane? Okay, here's an idea, what if our prisons resembled this set up? I dare say we would have considerably more adults in our country at least attempting to have a productive life, instead of locked behind bars
At least it would be humane
17 posted on
01/10/2002 1:56:18 PM PST by
Thoeting
To: GeneD
They should be executed, instead of being allowed to become the dems. political tools in the future.
To: GeneD
...and their meals will consist of one fat, greasy pork chop per day - take it or leave it.
To: GeneD
Well, if the United States wants to discourage other individuals from practicing terrorism, here is what we need to do with those who are convicted (and not executed).
Convicted terrorists are not good enough to go to regular prisons. Our common criminals should not have to share space with this kind of scum.
We need to build a large prison with scalability (lots of land to build more wings, if necessary). These will be "low maintenance" prisons.
Simply build out 3x5 foot cells with a wooden bench, a blanket, a toilet and a copy of the Koran (we are a humane society, after all). Oh yeah, and put a small drain in the corner of the cell. I'll explain that later. No TVs or radios. No other books.
The prisoners, of course, will never leave these cells for the rest of their natural lives. No recreation. They have a 3x5 foot cell so they can jog in place and do pushups for exercise. (If they are over 5 feet tall, they will need to do pushups diagonally across the cell.)
Showers are once a week, whether they need them or not. Showers will go like this. The prison guard will walk down the cellblock with a firehose, spraying down each and every inmate. The water will run down the small drain I mentioned before.
Food will be shoved through a slot three times a day. At least one meal will have pork in it. The inmates don't have to eat it if their religion forbids it. But no substitutes. Take it or leave it.
The entire prison staff will be made up of women. If the inmates don't like it, too bad.
The inmates will be treated humanely. A nurse (of the Janet Reno or Nurse Ratchet type) will provide medical treatment as necessary. No torture. No Britney Spears music. Just long hours of boredom and reading the Koran.
Oh yeah, did I say that the Korans will be printed in English?
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