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Why Am I Logged In??? A Philosophical Discussion
under a rock in NJ. | Focault

Posted on 12/10/2001 12:29:00 PM PST by Focault's Pendulum

Why am I logged in??? Why are any of us logged in?

On August 22, 2001 I posed the question Am I Logged In??? It was a simple question. It was a question making no accusation, nor absolving blame. It was constructed to be an imperfect (why else ask the question) iambic pentameter haiku. It was a query posed to those with analytic acumen, ownership of a pocket calculator, and the decency of fellow human beings who have the courtesy to close their tags. I felt sure that in kind, the responses would come from engineers, construction project managers, and at least one guy I know who works under the NY subway fixing stuff!

The question I fear, was too linear,and after a fashion, as is my wont, found myself pondering the allegorical, rather than the literal. This is certainly not a quest I take on lightly. Surely there must be at least the semblance of an explanation. I do so with right minded heart. I will seek the answers that allude me. I will do this forthwright and soberly. Especially since I have to deny my favorite adult beverage...Johnnie Walker Red, as the current world situation conjures up too many unshaven images.

Somewhere, my good friends, the answer awaits. Until then I remain always, your good, faithful, (and prescription med deprived),Focault

P.S. A quote from Robert Bolt's play, A Man For All Seasons...."If you must make trouble, make the sort of trouble that's expected."


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1 posted on 12/10/2001 12:29:00 PM PST by Focault's Pendulum (Freep mail)
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To: Focault's Pendulum
Oh for the love of...
2 posted on 12/10/2001 12:31:30 PM PST by StoneColdGOP
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To: Focault's Pendulum
Don't blame your question on me.
3 posted on 12/10/2001 12:32:27 PM PST by linear
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To: Focault's Pendulum
It's metaphysical, you just think you're logged in.
4 posted on 12/10/2001 12:33:03 PM PST by 4CJ
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To: Focault's Pendulum; Bella_Bru
I am logged in for BHEESE,.... I mean CHEESE. I dunno why you are. To break the Internet?
5 posted on 12/10/2001 12:33:18 PM PST by Cool Guy
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To: Focault's Pendulum
Go back & read the rules again. You posted this and you are NOT logged in. Your posting privileges will be revoked if you do this ONE MORE TIME! ;-)
6 posted on 12/10/2001 12:33:33 PM PST by MeekOneGOP
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To: Focault's Pendulum
Does it come with cheese?
7 posted on 12/10/2001 12:33:59 PM PST by Hillarys Gate Cult
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To: Focault's Pendulum
Careful... you might break the Internet again.

Then Al Gore would give you such a pinch!

8 posted on 12/10/2001 12:35:09 PM PST by Constitution Day
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To: StoneColdGOP
Why am I logged in? Because it'll piss off my employers.

Ok, because this thread is obviously going to take a tuen for the worse, let me say: I love you, babe. Let's turn this into an SPG special.

9 posted on 12/10/2001 12:35:25 PM PST by Bella_Bru
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To: Focault's Pendulum
I'm logged in because a moose bit my sister once.
10 posted on 12/10/2001 12:35:33 PM PST by Poohbah
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To: Cool Guy
I came for BHEESE too. Now where is it????
11 posted on 12/10/2001 12:35:57 PM PST by Bella_Bru
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To: Focault's Pendulum
MORE ABOUT THE AUTHOR OF THIS POST
12 posted on 12/10/2001 12:37:21 PM PST by Cool Guy
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To: Bella_Bru; *SPG

"BOING!"

13 posted on 12/10/2001 12:37:26 PM PST by StoneColdGOP
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To: Hillarys Gate Cult
Jeezus H. Christmas.

Not again.

Oh well. But he does raise a rather Cartesian point: how do any of us really know that we are actually logged in?

Be Seeing You,

Chris

14 posted on 12/10/2001 12:37:45 PM PST by section9
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To: Bella_Bru
tuen for the worse

Did you mean to say, a badly written song...your metaphors are showing.

15 posted on 12/10/2001 12:37:45 PM PST by Focault's Pendulum
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To: StoneColdGOP
Come here and let me help with that. ;-)
16 posted on 12/10/2001 12:38:38 PM PST by Bella_Bru
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To: Focault's Pendulum
Everybody FREEZE! ! The posting police just walked in!:



20 posted on 12/10/2001 12:41:27 PM PST by MeekOneGOP
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