Hillary Blames Bush For Flight 587 Crash; Says Chelsea Was Jogging In Rockaway Beach That Morning!

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[Recovering_Democrat]

Washington, D.C.--Freshman Senator Hitlery Clinton, sitting in her Senate office eating from a large pile of cold nachos, told bootlicking reporters gathered round that she believes President Bush's tax cut program is to blame for the crash of the American Airlines Flight 587 Monday morning in Queens, New York.

"We had eight years of prosperity under the previous administration, and in eleven short months we've had, what, four or five major plane crashes? Notice, too, they've all come after the irresponsible Bush tax cut plan was enacted," Hitlery declared between swigs of what she described as "medicine water".

The sycophants surrounding the queen of the black pant suit asked her how and when she heard of the tragedy.

"As a matter of fact, I received a cell phone call from [daughter] Chelsea, who was jogging through Rockaway Beach just minutes before the crash," Hitlery exclaimed. "This kind of tragedy really makes you want to do two things: hold your loved ones close and raise taxes back to the level they were before the irresponsible Bush plan."

When pressed about Mr. Bush's handling of the tragedy today, and Nelson Mandela's expressions of sympathy, Hitlery rolled her eyes and looked around asking, "Where's Schumer?"

[4TheFlag]

Yep, just the SIGHT of chelsea jogging on a beach would be enough to bring ANYTHING down.

F'UGLY BIT$H......

[MistyCA]

ROFLMAO......sounds about right!

[4TheFlag]

Whoops, sorry, PING

[exmoor]

I thought she was having coffee with Kelly.

[woofer]

Chelsea Clinton...spawn of satan and Wes Hubbel.

[RightOnTheLeftCoast]

"...and raise taxes back to the level they were before the irresponsible Bush plan.

Fraud! This article is a blatant fabrication! Der Hildebeast would never say such a thing. ...She would want to see taxes higher than they were before. Obviously this article is false, and an unconscionable slur on her reputation.

[Diogenesis]

This just in: United Way and Red Cross are asking for Donations.

All funds will be for the families of the victims.

.............. ........ ( /sarcasm )

[fish hawk]

Gee, I wonder what Chelseas last thoughts were just before the plane crashed????? I'm sure someone will let us know.

[garyhope]

"F'UGLY BIT$H......"

What's a fugly bitsh? Is that from Harry Potter?

[Sandshark]

Chelsea Clinton=Tourist Girl

[spycatcher]

[soccermom]

This has to be a joke -- even Hillary isn't that stupid.

[Arthur Wildfire! March]

Recovering Democrat did a good job on this, and I hate to break the levity. However....

Bill Clinton, when he was in Oxford, led anti-America rallies. Chelsea, thus far, is OPPOSING anti-America rallies. Bill Clinton, in his younger days, was accused of raping two women, one at Oxford, and another, Juanitta Broadrich. Thus far, Chelsea is accused of contradicting her mother's 'near death' account, which is to her credit. Bill Clinton got in trouble for lying. It appears that Chelsea is in trouble for being honest. Big difference. Further, Chelsea is a pretty young lady, IMHO.

[fish hawk]

My God....Hillarys black pant suit has crept up over her head.

[nicmarlo]

I've been waiting, all day, to hear this report. I KNEW she couldn't wait to blame Bush's tax cuts for this crash, too. (/sarcasm)

[4TheFlag]

There's a lid for every pot, you must be the lid, go for it......

BTW, I suppose you liked Web Hubble too???, hmmmmmmmmmm

[WOOHOO]

LOL

[WOOHOO]

uhhh...her neckline is exposed. Duh. Just another photo op, nothing to see here, move along, folks...

[My Favorite Headache]

United Way has started the 587 Fund For Airline Relief. Hidden meaning is to support American Airlines who is about to be creamed in major lawsuits.